What it is: The RM Interview Series is a way to get to know other members of the board and hopefully bring the community together a bit. Every few days or so, a new interview will start and an old interview will be locked and archived. Please try to keep this thread only about the person being interviewed. When it's your turn, you're welcome to talk about yourself as much as you want.

How it works: All questions and answers will stay in this stickied thread; all questions are optional however. When interest in the current person begins to die down, they will then choose (via PM) the next person to be interviewed. The person will also PM a mod to get the new interview started.

This is supposed to be fun! Hopefully there will be a mix of both serious and humorous questions (and answers!)

Past Interviews:
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#01: Green Habit
#02: SmileInMyTree
#03: Blind Melvana
#04: Ender (lost due to database problems)
#05: vacatetheword
#06: washing machine
#07: Outsider
#08: Clark Griswold
#09: 1/2 faithful
#10: Spike
#11: knuckles of frisco
#12: Malice
#13: Cowlette'
#14: Jim
#15: Athletic Supporter
#16: Towelie
#17: B
#18: NaiveAndTrue
#19: Peeps
#20: Minnesota Mama
#21: Jesus Christmas
#22: Clubber
#23: Anaranae
#24: jimmac24
#25: Cal Varnsen
#26: Dr. Van Nostrand
#27: Wes C. Addle
#28: macjunkie
#29: Already In Love
#30: Bammer
#31: satans taco
#32: Mitchell
#33: MF
#34: punkdavid
#35: Circus Freak
#36: bullet proof
#37: godeatgod
#38: little sadie
#39: stip
#40: corduroy_blazer
#41: ericd102
#42: woodburn
#43: lennytheweedwhacker
#44: Where's The Old Board?
#45: NeilJam5
#47: PJ Addict
#48: Raziel
#49: dirtyfrank0705
#50: adamdude
#51: clint72
#52: fishbob
#53: Juvenal
#54: Stuzzo
#55: Angus
#56: Zephyr
#57: Flips
#58:#42
#59: Brainofpea
#60: mookieblaylock
#61: muckela
#46/62:Hinny
#63: LostDog1079
#64 *Chloe
#65: pearljamfan80
#66: Bizzaro-Low_Light79
#67: Rapscallion Youth
#68: Bee Girl
#69: tommyphillips
#70: tommymctom
#71: inadvertent imitation
#72: Ensign9
#73: glorified_version
#74: psychobain
#75: invention
#76: mowbs
#77: sportsfreakpete6
#78: Mecca2687
#79: tryinmorning
#79.5: B's Mailman
#80: conoalias
#81: denverapolis
#82: sherpahigh
#83: bondcfh007
#84: spudsgirl
#85: Sandford Koufax
#86: cutuphalfdead
#87: Jammer91
#88: lefty
#89: Orpheus

The following are general questions asked at the start of each new interview.

Name:
Gender:
Age:
Location:
Picture (optional):
Website (yours or a favorite):
Favorite PJ song:
Favorite PJ album:

Mr. Ass, please rank your top 3 celebrity asses.

Do you have a puppy?

has your hair gone through different stages throughout your life? can you tell us about em? whats your fav?

can you save face before you're even out the door?

nathan......


whats been the biggest eye opening moment in your life, as in you thought for sure you believed in something, only to find out its not true?

who's tie was it?

Why did you leave USC? (i missed it)

What are you doing now?

You wanna make out?

Thoughts on the following bands:
a. Smashing Pumpkins
b. Foo Fighters
c. KISS
d. Metallica
e. The Beatles
f. Led Zeppelin
g. Silverchair
h. Megadeth
i. White Stripes
j. Nine Inch Nails

1. Favorite sport to watch?
2. Favorite sport to play (if any)?
3. Top 3 concerts you've been to?

I can't believe you've never had a thread before. That wasn't really a question.

who's your favorite traveling wilbury?

why the fuck did you turn around and look as you were leaving the underworld

what are your thoughts on kanye west?

Balki and Woodburn are stripped naked, oiled up, and thrown into a pit and each armed with two rocket launchers, 2 uzis and a selection of faberge eggs. Who wins and at what cost?

Which internet persona on RM would you like to make sweet, sweet love to? And which one would you like to roughly fuck?

Bears or Sharks?

Whatever happened to that hot ginger-haired chick you used to bang?

Favourite expletive?

what's your favorite chord?

would you ever consider pissing or shitting on a girl if she was really into it?
what if she wanted to do it to you?
ever seen a female ejaculation live and in person?
favorite brand of condom?

Nate! Let's rock this interview hardcore Harold style...

1. How many girls have you fucked up the ass?

2. Describe your dream girl.

3. Favorite porn star, male or female?

4. What was it like meeting Andy Dick? I think that guy's weird and I'd probably punch him instead of posing for a photo with him.

5. Do you consider yourself a shower or a grower?

6. Do you consider yourself a modern-day Samson with those trademark curls of yours?

7. Why don't you post in A&E more? That forum needs more smart comments about movies and you're the man for the job.

8. The next time you talk to Jordan, will you tell him I miss him?

9. Have you ever pissed in a girl's mouth? Denver already asked if you ever shit on a girl, which is one of my trademark questions that he stole.

10. If you had to fuck a dude, who would it be? And please don't use the pussy "I'd rather die" stock answer.

Thank you in advance for your honesty.

do you believe in gravity?

is it okay to ask a girl out through email if that's your only means of contacting them?

free will or determinism: which exists? or are the different ways of describing the same thing.

blue, green, or orange? which is my favorite color?

pro-bonerz or post-bonerz?

what's the last lie you told, who was it to, and why?

I have the feeling that you are a little uncomfortable with the pressure that builds up due to the high expectations in your answers. Am I correct?