Mythology can be really... odd.

woman promises to marry leader of buffaloes if he leads his animals into hunters' enclosure; man finds his wife, they escape as flying ants; when he kills the leader of buffaloes, the woman weeps mourning him; the man cuts of her breasts and genitals, inserts into her throat the cut off buffalo's penis; she dies



Moon is Sun's son; every day woman goes to pick berries, makes love to him, returns with an empty basket; her husband puts on her clothes, goes after berries, cuts Moon's head off; Sun punish people putting the earth to burn, only Moon's paramour is saved; preserves a pailfull of water with fish; after the fire pours the water out making rivers again

Amerindian mythology

I like the story of the tapir woman the best.

Dionysus is my favorite mythological God/character.

I did a term paper in high about greek mythology and it's relevance in modern society.
I got an A+ on it.

true story.

tell us about it

go read Joseph Campbell, he's much more adept at explaining that I am- oh, and Jung, too.

so you plagarized?

no, babe, I foot-noted.

i'm half greek

Sit, my son, and I will speak to you of the days before the earth was made and the sky was born. I will speak of the ancient god Chumbawumba.

dude dies on some wood, comes back to life, spawns a bunch of assholes, becomes a good goalie

Me and you, Spike. We know what's up.