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noaheb · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:29 am

talk by pulling open then closing repeatedly the slit where your pee hole is to mimic a mouth speaking? and then having it say funny things in a grumbly voice like: "id like to get into your ass if you didn't mind as much hee hee hee"

Spike · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:54 pm **Posts:** 40914

godsdice · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:32 am

well that sure gave me new insight into the male mind

godsdice · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:32 am

double post :oops:

Koufax · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:33 am

no that fucking hurts

corduroy_blazer · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:34 am

this thread is a threat to our way of being.

noaheb · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:35 am

Koufax wrote:

no that fucking hurts

you should get that checked out

godsdice · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:35 am

or is it just what we have become

noaheb · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:35 am

corduroy_blazer wrote:

this thread is a threat to our way of being.

being what?

mastaflatch · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:38 am

noaheb wrote:

talk by pulling open then closing repeatedly the slit where your pee hole is to mimic a mouth speaking? and then having it say funny things in a grumbly voice like: "id like to get into your ass if you didn't mind as much hee hee hee"

nope.
i was wondering if this thread woud be "...longer/bigger by taking pills and such or the pumping device in Austin Powers?"
that would have been interresting.

noaheb · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:38 am

mastaflatch wrote:

noaheb wrote:

talk by pulling open then closing repeatedly the slit where your pee hole is to mimic a mouth speaking? and then having it say funny things in a grumbly voice like: "id like to get into your ass if you didn't mind as much hee hee hee"

nope.
i was wondering if this thread woud be "...longer/bigger by taking pills and such or the pumping device in Austin Powers?"
that would have been interresting.

they dont work

mastaflatch · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:41 am

noaheb wrote:

mastaflatch wrote:

noaheb wrote:

talk by pulling open then closing repeatedly the slit where your pee hole is to mimic a mouth speaking? and then having it say funny things in a grumbly voice like: "id like to get into your ass if you didn't mind as much hee hee hee"

nope.
i was wondering if this thread woud be "...longer/bigger by taking pills and such or the pumping device in Austin Powers?"
that would have been interresting.

they dont work

sorry for your penis, man

noaheb · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:42 am

im good...it works well :thumbsup:

McParadigm · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:07 pm **Posts:** 12393

Spike wrote:

Spike, why did this crack me up so hard?

mastaflatch · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:51 am

McParadigm wrote:

Spike wrote:

Spike, why did this crack me up so hard?

maybe it's his cape looking like a puppet theatre :haha:

Spike · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:54 pm **Posts:** 40914

McParadigm wrote:

Spike wrote:

Spike, why did this crack me up so hard?

it's gotta be his pose, and the odd placement within a thread

dirtyfrank0705 · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:57 am

Noah what the fuck is wrong with you?

:lol:

conoalias · **Joined:** Fri Sep 02, 2005 5:20 am **Posts:** 31173

are you fucking kidding me?

dirtyfrank0705 · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:58 am

conoalias wrote:

are you fucking kidding me?

$úñ_DëV|L · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:39 am

dirtyfrank0705 wrote:

conoalias wrote:

are you fucking kidding me?

Better not piss him off, new mods are always triggerhappy.

anyone ever try to make their penis...

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