Enzo: You happy with the haircut?
Newman: It's okay. A little crooked.
Enzo: How'd you like to have free haircut for six months.
Newman: What's the catch?
Enzo: You're going to get me a sample of Jerry's hair.
Newman: That job sounds like it might be worth a year free haircuts. And a comb.

That's the quote you picked?

I wasn't going to respond to this but now that two people have...

this is one of the most awkward threads in a long time. good job.

Bizarre.

You know I kind of like the red x as my avatar.

I liked him better on "3rd Rock From the Sun".

i think that quote is kind of amazing

how so?

and a comb.

you know what's really sweet. The type of web browser you are using makes your avatar appear different.

i am winner

George: Who goes to the Super Bowl with their mailman?
Jerry: Who goes anywhere with Newman?

well that one was better at least

it's all in the way they say it. the comb one is pretty good though, it's just absurd that he throws that 25 cent object in as a dealbreaker given his other demand.

newman doesn't have many memorable quotes and i didnt feel like researching.

it's just fuckin newman.

Alright! But hear me and hear me well! One day a cold wind will blow through your little play world and wipe that smug smile off your face! And I'll be there, in all my glory, laughing, laughing as it all comes crumbling down!!

Newman is fuckin' fat.

true but did you know the actor that plays him is now real skinny. i don't know if he had lipo or what but he looks so weird now.