ok, well, ill just lay it out there for you. Dont worry gals...im still just a sexy bitch. but i need to be honest here..

my ass smells. Really bad. For about three months. Odor coming from my bowels has been damn near evil....


Maybe i should go to the doctor?

I think you should consider it, given that your ass smells.

kill yerself

i'm glad i'm not your doctor.

sure, everyone farts...and maybe i do more than others...

but its the smell that worries me...

maybe something is seriously dead in my intestines?

Does it smell continuously?

it sure takes awhile for the smell to vanish...sure...

are you really supple or you can smell it when you stand up, casually, in a gay sauna?

Fuck me, you be hellish on a car journey.

Don't eat beans or scrambled eggs, for god's sake.

i was banned from the local gay sauna, thats something.

dairy products?
red meat?
certain veggies?
others ass?

could be anyone of those....oh yeah and
you also might be dying

whats your diet like?

making a thread about it is the corduroy_blazer thing to do.

maybe the internet could learn a few things.

i eat a well balanced diet, a good mix of everything, and i work out everyday...
I also take metamucil cause i have ibs SO...

that could be the answer...is all im saying.

hey ladies, how YOU doin?

eat more asparagus. maybe the smelly piss will overpower the smelly shits.

i've been taking monster dumps lately. i mean MONSTER.

why, oh lord?
why did I open this thread?

i took a shit the other day, i went to flush the toilet and i thought i was looking at the van allen belt