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Peeps · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:15 am **Posts:** 33031

my family is just full of them and it annoys me to no end

my mother for example, will call my 95 year old grandmother, at home and start the conversation with, you at home?

my dad came down to visit last sunday @ 9am. i was asleep. my car was still there, but when i talked to him he asked if i was home.

dressed in shorts, a tshirt and sweatshirt - my mom will ask, you going to the gym?

my mom has asked me to take a look at the electrical wiring in her house, wtf, im no handy man.

Koufax · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:56 pm

it sounds like you just hate yer mom

Peeps · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:15 am **Posts:** 33031

Koufax wrote:

it sounds like you just hate yer mom

no i love her to death, its just that she lives two doors down from me, so i hear stupid stuff all the time

mind you, when she was in college, she got lost, called my grandfather and when he asked what street she was on, she said the corner of walk and dont walk

true story

windedsailor · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2007 5:23 pm

Peeps wrote:

Koufax wrote:

it sounds like you just hate yer mom

no i love her to death, its just that she lives two doors down from me, so i hear stupid stuff all the time

mind you, when she was in college, she got lost, called my grandfather and when he asked what street she was on, she said the corner of walk and dont walk

true story

amazing

Koufax · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2007 5:24 pm

haha

all moms do it.

fuck, friday night my mom in law called us from Target crying because someone stole her purse.

turns out it was in her desk drawer at work. which she went back to FROM target to check and missed it the first time

moms = lovably dumb

randallanddarcy · **Posted:** Tue Dec 25, 2007 7:05 pm

You're the one living two doors down from her. Why'nt ya try moving a whole street away? Maybe a whole suburb? Or state? You've not flown the nest if you've built one just two doors down.