tell me about something you did and i will profile your ass. give as many details as possible.

what qualifies you to profile us, bub?

who are you, T?

hey, lets not turn this into being about me. this about you guys.

good call. you're obviously a monster.

why dont you want it to be about you?

i posted on RM

I constantly judge people and make little comments about things that I observe about people.
I like being right.

One time when my girlfriend was blowing me, I came in her mouth w/o telling her I would (at the time, she didn't let me do that). Then I pretended it was an accident and made her brush her teeth.

your desire to help them shows that you are a compassionate person. rather than join those around you in laughing, you aided the victims. you avoided confrontation when the ooportunity presented itself. you are a good person.

however, you posted this tale of misfortune on the internet. this is perhaps your way of laughing at the situation with others as you wish you could have without consequence that night.

you are an asshole.

mowbs, you need a job or something.

hahaha, boy i thought id never see this day

you acted out a sexual fantasy and simultaneously punished your girlfriend for her sexual restrictions. you forced the act onto the unwilling participant because you felt it was the only way to satisfy your deepest desires.

i hope this is the worst you'd done. there is a chance you are a rapist or extreme sexual torturer.

a chance?

your persistence to demonstrate intellectual superiority shows that you feel this is your highest quality, and thus, your greatest opportunity to out-perform others. you feel that your emphasis on mental recognition will overshadow your unimpressive physical qualities, and inability to perform physical acts.

you have a small dick and suck at sex.

i thought you were to be profiling asses?

oh man, you have no idea.