My stepmom was assaulted in her driveway last week. She got away, but my dad got it all on his security camera (his house is literally worth 11x what mine is, so I guess security cameras make sense). Now he's gone out and bought 5 guns...including a double-barrell shotgun and a small pistol to conceil on his person at all times....as well as additional locks and motion detectors.
What I learned from my dad: overboard.
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i Learned a Lot from my Parents
_________________ No matter how dark the storm gets overhead They say someone's watching from the calm at the edge What about us when we're down here in it? We gotta watch our backs
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_________________ No matter how dark the storm gets overhead They say someone's watching from the calm at the edge What about us when we're down here in it? We gotta watch our backs
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i win.
_________________ No matter how dark the storm gets overhead They say someone's watching from the calm at the edge What about us when we're down here in it? We gotta watch our backs
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malice wrote:
corduroy_blazer wrote:
i win.
hump me.
_________________ No matter how dark the storm gets overhead They say someone's watching from the calm at the edge What about us when we're down here in it? We gotta watch our backs
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malice wrote:
corduroy_blazer wrote:
malice wrote:
corduroy_blazer wrote:
i win.
hump me.
oh, you.
my parents told me to find a good woman and never let go of her.
_________________ No matter how dark the storm gets overhead They say someone's watching from the calm at the edge What about us when we're down here in it? We gotta watch our backs
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malice wrote:
corduroy_blazer wrote:
malice wrote:
corduroy_blazer wrote:
malice wrote:
corduroy_blazer wrote:
i win.
hump me.
oh, you.
my parents told me to find a good woman and never let go of her.
My parents told me to be myself no matter what.
are you a good woman?
_________________ No matter how dark the storm gets overhead They say someone's watching from the calm at the edge What about us when we're down here in it? We gotta watch our backs
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