Red Mosquito • View topic - I'm going to now email my personal banker

62strat · **Posted:** Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:51 pm

and tell her she is pretty and she needs to sleep with me before I leave town.

Ok, half of that is true.

I will email her though, then hilarity might commence...

Clark Griswold · **Joined:** Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:47 pm **Posts:** 4872

there is a lady that works at the bank I go to and she has, well...she has an eye condition. One eye is normal, and one eye kind of sticks out a bit and there was definately some sort of hemerage involved. I call her "eye". I hope for your sake she isn't your personal banker.

62strat · **Posted:** Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:03 pm

Clark Griswold wrote:

there is a lady that works at the bank I go to and she has, well...she has an eye condition. One eye is normal, and one eye kind of sticks out a bit and there was definately some sort of hemerage involved. I call her "eye". I hope for your sake she isn't your personal banker.

She might. I was staring at her chest the entire time. Those looked normal. how were "eyes" breasts?

corduroy_blazer · **Posted:** Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:06 pm

i was really attracted to my personal banker when i was up in albany for college. i wanted to profess my admiration of her before i left, but alas, i never did. i sometimes pine for her and i've found myself sometimes sitting in front of rental car outlets pondering whether it's worth it.

Clark Griswold · **Joined:** Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:47 pm **Posts:** 4872

62strat wrote:

Clark Griswold wrote:

there is a lady that works at the bank I go to and she has, well...she has an eye condition. One eye is normal, and one eye kind of sticks out a bit and there was definately some sort of hemerage involved. I call her "eye". I hope for your sake she isn't your personal banker.

She might. I was staring at her chest the entire time. Those looked normal. how were "eyes" breasts?

not good. she's probebly in her mid to late 60's, so sagging is an issue. Why am I looking at a 67 year old's breasts? She has a gross eye issue, and I really don't want to stare at it.

62strat · **Posted:** Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:09 pm

Clark Griswold wrote:

62strat wrote:

Clark Griswold wrote:

there is a lady that works at the bank I go to and she has, well...she has an eye condition. One eye is normal, and one eye kind of sticks out a bit and there was definately some sort of hemerage involved. I call her "eye". I hope for your sake she isn't your personal banker.

She might. I was staring at her chest the entire time. Those looked normal. how were "eyes" breasts?

not good. she's probebly in her mid to late 60's, so sagging is an issue. Why am I looking at a 67 year old's breasts? She has a gross eye issue, and I really don't want to stare at it.

Clearly you do, though. So thats something....

corduroy_blazer · **Posted:** Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:10 pm

Clark Griswold wrote:

62strat wrote:

Clark Griswold wrote:

there is a lady that works at the bank I go to and she has, well...she has an eye condition. One eye is normal, and one eye kind of sticks out a bit and there was definately some sort of hemerage involved. I call her "eye". I hope for your sake she isn't your personal banker.

She might. I was staring at her chest the entire time. Those looked normal. how were "eyes" breasts?

not good. she's probebly in her mid to late 60's, so sagging is an issue. Why am I looking at a 67 year old's breasts? She has a gross eye issue, and I really don't want to stare at it.

Clark Griswold · **Joined:** Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:47 pm **Posts:** 4872

62strat wrote:

Clark Griswold wrote:

62strat wrote:

Clark Griswold wrote:

there is a lady that works at the bank I go to and she has, well...she has an eye condition. One eye is normal, and one eye kind of sticks out a bit and there was definately some sort of hemerage involved. I call her "eye". I hope for your sake she isn't your personal banker.

She might. I was staring at her chest the entire time. Those looked normal. how were "eyes" breasts?

not good. she's probebly in her mid to late 60's, so sagging is an issue. Why am I looking at a 67 year old's breasts? She has a gross eye issue, and I really don't want to stare at it.

Clearly you do, though. So thats something....

here is a picture of "eye"

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62strat · **Posted:** Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:16 pm

heres a picture of my personal banker

Gorgeous
( . ) ( . )
hot
perfect ass
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corduroy_blazer · **Posted:** Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:24 pm

what's her name?

Clark Griswold · **Joined:** Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:47 pm **Posts:** 4872

corduroy_blazer wrote:

what's her name?

eye

corduroy_blazer · **Posted:** Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:29 pm

Clark Griswold wrote:

corduroy_blazer wrote:

what's her name?

eye

i was talking about strat's hot one, clark.

62strat · **Posted:** Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:29 pm

corduroy_blazer wrote:

Clark Griswold wrote:

corduroy_blazer wrote:

what's her name?

eye

i was talking about strat's hot one, clark.

Well I called her unbelievably cute and gorgeous at the same time/personal banker...

Clark Griswold · **Joined:** Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:47 pm **Posts:** 4872

corduroy_blazer wrote:

Clark Griswold wrote:

corduroy_blazer wrote:

what's her name?

eye

i was talking about strat's hot one, clark.

Oh, I thought you were talking to me.

corduroy_blazer · **Posted:** Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:30 pm

Clark Griswold wrote:

corduroy_blazer wrote:

Clark Griswold wrote:

corduroy_blazer wrote:

what's her name?

eye

i was talking about strat's hot one, clark.

Oh, I thought you were talking to me.

everything isn't about you, clark, only about 90 percent.

62strat · **Posted:** Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:32 pm

Clark Griswold wrote:

corduroy_blazer wrote:

Clark Griswold wrote:

corduroy_blazer wrote:

what's her name?

eye

i was talking about strat's hot one, clark.

Oh, I thought you were talking to me.

are you offended by " a christmas story" ?

I would be, if i was you, just saying.

corduroy_blazer · **Posted:** Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:32 pm

62strat wrote:

Well I called her unbelievably cute and gorgeous at the same time/personal banker...

that's a pretty long name.

62strat · **Posted:** Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:34 pm

corduroy_blazer wrote:

62strat wrote:

Well I called her unbelievably cute and gorgeous at the same time/personal banker...

that's a pretty long name.

not my fault.

corduroy_blazer · **Posted:** Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:34 pm

62strat wrote:

corduroy_blazer wrote:

62strat wrote:

Well I called her unbelievably cute and gorgeous at the same time/personal banker...

that's a pretty long name.

not my fault.

can we call her tiffany?

62strat · **Posted:** Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:58 pm

corduroy_blazer wrote:

62strat wrote:

corduroy_blazer wrote:

62strat wrote:

Well I called her unbelievably cute and gorgeous at the same time/personal banker...

that's a pretty long name.

not my fault.

can we call her tiffany?

You may call her tiffany I will call her my wife.

I'm going to now email my personal banker

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