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"would you fuck (so n so)"? ....when the chicks pretty good lookin

i mean, this is a perfectly ok question if the girl is unattractive in any way, or even too young or old or somethin

but dont bullshit with me in a bar, and be like would you bang her, and point to a decent lookin girl...no fuckin shit i would, what a dumb question

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would you pee in her butt?

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Someone asked me that once, and I said "yes, of course, why the fuck wouldn't I?" and they said "well, it's a guy"

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bondcfh007 wrote:
would you pee in her butt?


i have a friend who says that. What does that even mean? he says it like in a matter-of-fact voice when he says it, too. like,"yeah, i'd pee in her butt" and then just moves on. wierd. is that like from some joke i haven't heard or something?

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Al wrote:
Someone asked me that once, and I said "yes, of course, why the fuck wouldn't I?" and they said "well, it's a guy"

good answer

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i got bugs wrote:
"would you fuck (so n so)"? ....when the chicks pretty good lookin

i mean, this is a perfectly ok question if the girl is unattractive in any way, or even too young or old or somethin

but dont bullshit with me in a bar, and be like would you bang her, and point to a decent lookin girl...no fuckin shit i would, what a dumb question

your friend forgot to mention the girl he asked you about has aids

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Five2one wrote:
bondcfh007 wrote:
would you pee in her butt?


i have a friend who says that. What does that even mean? he says it like in a matter-of-fact voice when he says it, too. like,"yeah, i'd pee in her butt" and then just moves on. wierd. is that like from some joke i haven't heard or something?

that's why i said it. i worked with a guy who did exactly the same thing, and usually at inopportune and surprising moments. As in:

"my grandma's funeral was sad, but it was a nice tribute"
"would you pee in her butt?"

regardless to say, he was generally disliked.

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bondcfh007 wrote:
Five2one wrote:
bondcfh007 wrote:
would you pee in her butt?


i have a friend who says that. What does that even mean? he says it like in a matter-of-fact voice when he says it, too. like,"yeah, i'd pee in her butt" and then just moves on. wierd. is that like from some joke i haven't heard or something?

that's why i said it. i worked with a guy who did exactly the same thing, and usually at inopportune and surprising moments. As in:

"my grandma's funeral was sad, but it was a nice tribute"
"would you pee in her butt?"

regardless to say, he was generally disliked.


yeah, my buddy and i were at a bar one night and he was commenting on one of the girls there, and how he'd like to pee in her butt. suddenly, she walks up to him and says "what? you want to do what in my butt?" and he sheepishly repeats himself while her entire group of girlfriends listened in. i'm surprised he didn't get slapped. obviously he got no play that evening. pure gold.

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This went to Samwell-land fast folks

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Al wrote:
Someone asked me that once, and I said "yes, of course, why the fuck wouldn't I?" and they said "well, it's a guy"



:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

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I always took the question to mean, would you make any EFFORT to do so.


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In high school I had this friend who was wicked insecure. One time, he asked me and a bunch of my friends if we would fuck him if he was a girl.

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invention wrote:
In high school I had this friend who was wicked insecure. One time, he asked me and a bunch of my friends if we would fuck him if he was a girl.


would you fuck me? i'd fuck me

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mecca2687 wrote:
invention wrote:
In high school I had this friend who was wicked insecure. One time, he asked me and a bunch of my friends if we would fuck him if he was a girl.
hahaha

would you fuck me? i'd fuck me

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warehouse wrote:
i got bugs wrote:
"would you fuck (so n so)"? ....when the chicks pretty good lookin

i mean, this is a perfectly ok question if the girl is unattractive in any way, or even too young or old or somethin

but dont bullshit with me in a bar, and be like would you bang her, and point to a decent lookin girl...no fuckin shit i would, what a dumb question

your friend forgot to mention the girl he asked you about has aids


haha yeah sometimes we say that about a really hot girl, like if she had aids and you knew it, would you still bang her

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