Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 2:47 pm Posts: 13660 Location: Long Island Gender: Male
Haven't had a break from work in 2 weeks and now i got 4 straight days with nothing to do but drink beer and bet on football games. Sometimes life is pretty cool. On my 5th already and it's just gonna get sloppier. Throw in the bong hits and the really loud music and i'm gonna have a pissed off wife when she gets home
Post subject: Re: 4 days off...this could get ugly
Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 2:42 am
High Roller
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 2:47 pm Posts: 13660 Location: Long Island Gender: Male
mecca2687 wrote:
who you bet on tonight?
I took TCU and Oregon State, both look bad. I've been hot for way too long so i'm not asurprised that i'm having an off day. I'll kick some major ass the next 4 days though
Post subject: Re: 4 days off...this could get ugly
Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:03 pm
High Roller
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 2:47 pm Posts: 13660 Location: Long Island Gender: Male
Clubber wrote:
mecca2687 wrote:
who you bet on tonight?
I took TCU and Oregon State, both look bad. I've been hot for way too long so i'm not asurprised that i'm having an off day. I'll kick some major ass the next 4 days though
looks like i lucked out, hooray for me.
I woke up at 9 this morning for some dumb reason. Now i'm all juiced from the insane amount of alcohol i consumed last night. I can't stand still and there's nothing to do. I'd play Wii but my arm is killing me from the tennis game. Basically i should just get high and see where that takes me
Post subject: Re: 4 days off...this could get ugly
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 9:21 pm
Former PJ Drummer
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:01 am Posts: 19477 Location: Brooklyn NY
maybe instead of drinking, you could read a book or help feed the homeless
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Post subject: Re: 4 days off...this could get ugly
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:28 am
Interweb Celebrity
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:47 am Posts: 46000 Location: Reasonville
i'm certainly not.
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Post subject: Re: 4 days off...this could get ugly
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 11:20 pm
High Roller
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 2:47 pm Posts: 13660 Location: Long Island Gender: Male
ledbetter10 wrote:
Clubber wrote:
Koufax wrote:
ok, im here. 7am. first work day in ELEVEN days.
kill me. i actually said I was looking forward to going back? asshole
I almost said the same thing, then i had to wake up at 8 this morning. Ugh, retirement sounds great
aren't you a professional gambler??
i make most of my money gambling but i also deliver flowers 5 days a week. A retirement from either would be nice...especially after yesterday, i went 2-5 and lost 2 grand. A shame cause i've won 8 out of the last 9 weeks. It's still wednesday though, maybe i can chop that deficit down a bit
Post subject: Re: 4 days off...this could get ugly
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:24 am
High Roller
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 2:47 pm Posts: 13660 Location: Long Island Gender: Male
New Years Eve Eve(the night b4 NYE) killed me. Too many bong hits left me crippled(after an 18 pack of bud cans) as i stumbled into the bathroom to puke. I fought it off and got to bed but the spins sunk my bravery and i was about to lose it as i heard my wife open the front door. "Get the bucket!" i screamed at her. She knows that means there is little time to lose and that she better throw something large and round in my face or i'm gonna puke all over the place. For some reason the wife choked and took too long to bring me the infamous bucket. I threw up all over the side of my bed and all over my dirty clothes. She finally got there to save me from the 2nd and 3rd rounds of puking but my clothes were splahsed and the room smelled awful. Needless to say, the wife slept on the couch cause she was gonna vomit just from the smell and my deathly presence.
The next morning i take the clothes to my moms to wash cause we don't have a dryer and were out of detergent. I told mom that the cat puked on my clothes and that lie seemed to work cause she didn't ask any more questions. Meanwhile, i have some friends over at my house to watch and bet on the football games even though i felt like i was gonna die.
10 bong hits later and it's New Years Eve with random people stopping by including the scariest lesbian i've ever seen(a friend of a friend of the wife). Some acoustic guitar/harmonica/bongo/singing jams later and it's 2 in the morning and i'm back in the bathroom again. This time i puked and became paralyzed which pissed all the guests off cause they couldn't use the bathroom anymore. The wife was more sympathtic this night and came to help me out. Apparently i was buck naked with my ass sticking straight up in the air. She commented to me the next day that she'd never seen my asshole that up close before(which caused me to comment that she doesn't blow me enough). She proceeded to bash my asshole because of the blowjob comment but i know she was BS'ing cause i keep that area pretty spotless.
So that was the short version of the last 2 days of my 4 days off
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