Post subject: So someone took a dump in the elevator...
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:53 pm
Mike's Maniac
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:51 am Posts: 6944 Location: Long Island Gender: Male
I like to think I work at a respectable job. Ya need one of those key beep things and a id to get into the building. But apparently that didn't stop someone for dropping a duece in the elevator near my office. Luckily I didn't discover the droppings. But I did see the crowd watching as the elevator area was closed off. In my mind, this would take more time. I mean there are bathrooms on every floor, right NEAR the the elevator. Goddamn Junkies....
Post subject: Re: So someone took a dump in the elevator...
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:29 pm
Interweb Celebrity
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:47 am Posts: 46000 Location: Reasonville
hahahahaha
_________________ No matter how dark the storm gets overhead They say someone's watching from the calm at the edge What about us when we're down here in it? We gotta watch our backs
Post subject: Re: So someone took a dump in the elevator...
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:20 pm
The Maleficent
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:17 pm Posts: 13551 Location: is a jerk in wyoming Gender: Female
not really the same, but I used to work in a bookstore -next door to a methadone clinic - every once in awhile I'd go to the bathroom and discover I'd walked in on someone shooting up.
Post subject: Re: So someone took a dump in the elevator...
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:33 pm
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Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 5:53 pm Posts: 6661 Location: Seattle
malice wrote:
not really the same, but I used to work in a bookstore -next door to a methadone clinic - every once in awhile I'd go to the bathroom and discover I'd walked in on someone shooting up.
There was no methadone clinic near my bookstore but people used our bathroom to shoot up and smoke crack as well. And all of our security people were guys so it was a pain to get them in there.
Post subject: Re: So someone took a dump in the elevator...
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:40 pm
The Maleficent
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:17 pm Posts: 13551 Location: is a jerk in wyoming Gender: Female
Bee Girl wrote:
malice wrote:
not really the same, but I used to work in a bookstore -next door to a methadone clinic - every once in awhile I'd go to the bathroom and discover I'd walked in on someone shooting up.
There was no methadone clinic near my bookstore but people used our bathroom to shoot up and smoke crack as well. And all of our security people were guys so it was a pain to get them in there.
one woman got really pissed at me too. I was trying to open the door (it was a single bathroom) and she slammed it shut on me and started yelling about how no one believed in privacy anymore and couldn't she get just 5 DAMN MINUTES ALONE SOMEWHERE???
I stopped using the bathroom there after than little episode.
Post subject: Re: So someone took a dump in the elevator...
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:01 pm
Interweb Celebrity
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:47 am Posts: 46000 Location: Reasonville
lefty wrote:
This reminds me of the time that chick shit all over my roommate's floor after my other roommate got caught fucking her by his girlfriend.
was that brain of sam?
_________________ No matter how dark the storm gets overhead They say someone's watching from the calm at the edge What about us when we're down here in it? We gotta watch our backs
Post subject: Re: So someone took a dump in the elevator...
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:40 pm
Got Some
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 2:51 pm Posts: 2869 Location: Appalachian Hills of Tennessee Gender: Male
before one of my high school football games, a friend of mine shit in one of those clear subway plastic bags and hung it from another friend's rearview mirror. during the game, the victim broke his ankle and had to take an ambulance ride to the hospital. after the game the guy's dad went to pick up the truck and guess what he found hanging from the rear view mirror?
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