John 3:16 So liek teh Ceiling Cat lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u me only kitteh and ifs u beleevs in him u wont evr diez no moar, k?' Cuz teh Ceiling Cat not snd hiz son 2 take all yur cookies, but so u cud maek moar cookies 4EVAR! U beleevz him u getz cheezburgrs, but els you get invisibul error.Lytes ar on now heer, but catzes no caer cuz they can see wit no lyte anyway. Invisibul error no liek lyte, him no liek be seed. Good kitteh no skeered of lyte, cuz himz not messin up."
Luke 15:11 Jebus telled them: "Dis naiz hooman had two kittehs, big kitteh and little kitteh. Little kitteh says "i can haz cheezeburger?". So da hooman gives little kitteh cheezburgr.
Psalm 150 1 Give teh Ceiling Cat props! Givim props in His hause. Givim teh props in Hiz strong hause!!! Givim props for teh mightee acts: givim props based on how much heez awsum. Prayz Him wif teh sound of teh meowin: prayz Him wif teh rubr bandz an scratchin teh screen door. Prayz Him wif teh tamburine an teh DDR: prayz Him on teh guitarz n synths. 5 Prayz Him wif teh loud clatrin uv teh cookie sheets: prayz Him wif teh anoyin soundin metal potz. Srsly u geiz, if u'z breafin u shud be givin teh Ceiling Cat madprops. Props 2 u Ceiling Cat.
_________________ Procrastination, like constipation, is the thief of time.
"Now, teh burth of teh Christ was liek dis: After Marry and Joseph waz all "We's gonna get marrieded, kthnx", but before dey could had hankiez pankiez Mary was all pr3ggerz from Teh Forse. Joseph was liek "I has virjn - NOOOO dey be stealin my virjn!"
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broken iris wrote:
"Now, the burth of the Christ was liek dis: After Marry and Joseph waz all "We's gonna get marrieded, kthnx", but before dey could had hankiez pankiez Mary was all pr3ggerz from the Forse. Joseph was liek "I has virjn - NOOOO dey be stealin my virjn!"
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Reading the Revelation that way is mind blowing.
_________________ There's just no mercy in your eyes There ain't no time to set things right And I'm afraid I've lost the fight I'm just a painful reminder Another day you leave behind
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And there wuz a war in teh Ceiling: teh offensive catz foughted teh evul puppeh;8 And teh evul puppeh wuz casted out of teh Ceiling9 That evul puppeh called teh devul, and Satun, which digz in teh backyard, and peez on teh rugz: he wuz casted out onto teh erf, along wif teh other puppehs.
10 And I can hearz shouting from teh Ceiling, it sayz, Now iz all safe, for teh evul puppeh haz been casted out, which peeded on teh rugz and digdid in teh backyard.11 And tey beated teh puppeh by teh word of teh Ceiling Cat.12 Therez 4 be happyz 2 all teh kittehs that livz in teh Ceiling with teh Ceiling Cat. Mewlz to all teh peoplez on teh erf and all teh fishiez an tingz in teh watur, 4 teh evul puppeh is wif yoo! OMG An teh puppeh iz mad cuz he wuz beated by teh Ceiling Cat.
13 An when teh puppeh looked aroun him, he chazed teh kitteh on hur invisuble bike.14 An 2 tis kitteh wuz givun wingz like a burd OMFG so shes culd fly away frum teh evul puppeh.15 An teh evul puppeh liftud hiz leg an he peeded aftur hur like itz a flooded!16 An teh erf helpud teh kitteh by opuning itz mouf and it drankdid teh pee pee! LOL!17 An teh stoopid puppeh wuz mad an he bark but so wut? So teh evul puppeh vowed vengenze on teh kittehs that luved teh Ceiling Cat and do wut Ceiling Cat sez.
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He fell.
_________________ "Though some may think there should be a separation between art/music and politics, it should be reinforced that art can be a form of nonviolent protest." - e.v.
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Jesos was liek "0mG no wAyS!!!! U hav mor fayf thn ppl of isrel!"
_________________ "Though some may think there should be a separation between art/music and politics, it should be reinforced that art can be a form of nonviolent protest." - e.v.
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Bammer wrote:
It's amazing how much time some people have on their hands.
no, really.
_________________ No matter how dark the storm gets overhead They say someone's watching from the calm at the edge What about us when we're down here in it? We gotta watch our backs
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