I specifically titled this one so that it can easily create an offshoot thread.

BUT

Why is it that every damn tea company I buy from has to brag on the box about how fucking long they've been making tea. "For six generations," "Since 1632," etc. etc.

Am I supposed to be going "Wow! This must be good, if people were drinking it back when they had untreated water and no cola."

so true!

yes, this is most distressing

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I'm not one to live in the past, so my next tea choice will be one of the new guys in town.

The fact that you did a reverse parody is fucking awesome.

asking for a spin-off is a sure way to prevent one.

Yeah, before I read this thread I was going to make the obvious one. Then when I saw it referenced in the first post i couldn't.

All according to plan, my temptuous teabagger. All according to plan.

you're good

i am saddned by the lost prospect of the spinoff thread