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 Post subject: My friend runs a bank
PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:56 am 
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So I say
"what kind of qualifications do you need to work in a bank?"
"look fucking hot?"

she didn't even get mad.


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 Post subject: Re: My friend runs a bank
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Oh my God! That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my life! Can you tell it again, do you have time?

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 Post subject: Re: My friend runs a bank
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So Dev's friend works in a bank
he says,
"what kind of qualifications do you need to work in a bank?"
"look fucking hot?"

and the crazy "are you shitting me?" part is that she didn't even get mad.


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 Post subject: Re: My friend runs a bank
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i don't see many hot people working at banks.

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 Post subject: Re: My friend runs a bank
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that bitch got glad!
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 Post subject: Re: My friend runs a bank
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this girl I used to hang out and party with this red headed slut that was pretty hot, I don't really hang out with her anymore, but then she started working in the bank and it was kind of weird going there all hungover, trying to deposit stuff in her box, I mean my box.

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 Post subject: Re: My friend runs a bank
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I once sort of knew a guy on the interweb who had a friend that works in a bank.
he says,
"what kind of qualifications do you need to work in a bank?, look fucking hot?"

and do you know that his friend didn't even say anything to that comment. she must have been one arrogant bitch. or she wanted to fuck him. or it was an incredibly awkward silence. i'm not 100% sure which.

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I work at a bank, and I am fucking hot.

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bart d. wrote:
I work at a bank, and I am fucking hot.


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liar.

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retards. all of you. :|

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my friend runs a bank

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 Post subject: Re: My friend runs a bank
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corduroy_blazer wrote:
my friend runs a bank


you don't even have friends, pal.

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corduroy_blazer wrote:
bart d. wrote:
I work at a bank, and I am fucking hot.


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liar.

You got me. I actually work at a credit union.

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corduroy_blazer wrote:
i don't see many hot people working at banks.


They are busy robbing the bank. This chick could be hot.

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i've been to a bank.

huzzah!

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sportsfreakpete6 wrote:
i've been to a bank.

huzzah!

and right here is your example of thread death

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