I'm an idiot... and I thought we needed a thread for everyone to post their moron moments of the day:

I just locked my keys in the car... while it's running, double parked.
Waiting on a locksmith to come unlock it.

and you were let into Team Tryin?

yeah... i know.

I win the newfie moment of the day though, eh?

Canadians , Why would you want to strive to become one of them?

Dude... that's not the point of this thing...
fuck off, cunt.

So...

I should try a coat hanger, eh?

what a cunt

I did my monthly pack-food and deliver it to poor people gig today.
Thing is, it's run by a Jewish organization. Which isn't a problem, but most of our clients are very old people who only speak russian.

I had 9 boxes, 8 deliveries to make (1 apt gets 2 boxes). They're all in the same appartment complex.

The list was basically, A8, A22, B25, B26, B27, B34, B36, C46

B36 was the double-box. But when I got to it, I had 4 boxes left, not three.

I wasn't sure if I skipped an appartment or if they guys who packed my car packed 1 box too many.

I've only done this route once, so I don't really recognize everyone yet. I was pretty sure I skipped A22. So I went back and gave the box to her, but I'm still not sure if I gave her 2 boxes. I tried to ask, but she didn't understand me. I don't think I did, but some of the appts are couples, so I could have given one box to her, and another to her husband. I am so clueless sometimes.

Wow...Newfie joke out of cukin' nowehere. On the front page of GD no less. Cunts.

Seriously, though, Chloe, I thought you were an American? American's aren't supposed to know a damn thing about Canada, let alone about how the rest of the country makes fun of Newfies. You been book-learnin'?

My sister came up to visit. Before her trip home I checked the oil in her car. The car she just bought a few months ago. I flipped the stem to hold the hood up and it so damn cold the plastic clip that holds the stem to the hood broke. I felt like crap. My dad will have to replace it some how I guess.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

I know a bit. You can thank Bizarro Lowlight for my insights on the Newfies... I can change the subject if need be.
I know what a mickey is too
and a 2-4.

lol@NaT
You did a good deed though, no less.
Keys are now in my pocket. AND, I now have a spare.

awww
Shit happens, man.
How much was it to replace it?

It hasn't been replaced yet. I've received assurances that it will be cheap to fix

I did this from a locksmith who was literally across the rd and wasn't doing anything, and originally he said he would do it no worries. Then he demanded I bought him food from the petrol station I was locked in at Fat, anti-good samitarian cunt.

we had a birthday supper for my (kind of) mother in law tonight and i asked if i could help with the preparation and my (kind of) brother in law told me i could cut vegetables. so i began cutting carrots like a mad samurai cook to impress the gallery when i noticed - too late of course - that my dick was stuck out among the carrots

Yeah - best but more irritating thing about my car is it has this crazy safety feature that if the driver's door is open, it won't lock. So, you can't push the thingie down then close it - you have to lock it from the outside with the key. That way, it's harder (still not impossible, I've done it by dropping them while getting shopping bags out of the pass side), to lock your keys in the car.

Here's a Newfie moment:

I spelled "fuckin' " as "cukin' ". I have no idea how that happened.