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 Post subject: speed dating on valentines day
PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:57 pm 
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As mentioned in another thread, I will be doing this.

One of my buddies joked I should bring a rose for each person...

Is that:

1) Gay
2) Really Gay
3) Really Really Gay
4) More likely for them to sleep with me tonight
5) All of the above. We need a poll. If only I knew how to make one.

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 Post subject: Re: speed dating on valentines day
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.....

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 Post subject: Re: speed dating on valentines day
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i've speed dated before. do not bring a rose for each woman.

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 Post subject: Re: speed dating on valentines day
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corduroy_blazer wrote:
i've speed dated before. do not bring a rose for each woman.



i have before as well (in new york city) actually.

i am not bringing a rose...i'm kidding. but there is some real lonliness to be speed dating on valentines day. there has got to be some way to capitalize on this.

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given2trade wrote:
corduroy_blazer wrote:
i've speed dated before. do not bring a rose for each woman.



i have before as well (in new york city) actually.

i am not bringing a rose...i'm kidding. but there is some real lonliness to be speed dating on valentines day. there has got to be some way to capitalize on this.



forget it- you think the women who are going don't know there will be guys looking to capitalize on it? please.

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malice wrote:
given2trade wrote:
corduroy_blazer wrote:
i've speed dated before. do not bring a rose for each woman.



i have before as well (in new york city) actually.

i am not bringing a rose...i'm kidding. but there is some real lonliness to be speed dating on valentines day. there has got to be some way to capitalize on this.



forget it- you think the women who are going don't know there will be guys looking to capitalize on it? please.


this is southern california. i wouldnt give the women (or anyone here for that matter) the benefit of the doubt.

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 Post subject: Re: speed dating on valentines day
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good point.

you should be able to get at least three for the evening in this case.

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 Post subject: Re: speed dating on valentines day
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malice wrote:
good point.

you should be able to get at least three for the evening in this case.


that's the attitude i'm looking for. should i invite them all over at the same time for a v-day orgy or should i stagger tham say, 10, 11, 12?

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Speed dating on Valentines Day...nope, haven't reached that level yet.

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 Post subject: Re: speed dating on valentines day
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4) More likely for them to sleep with me tonight



Why not just cut to the chase? Forget the roses, forget the posturing of your finer qualities and date-ability, and just ask them if they want your bologna pony?

See if you win-a-freebie with that approach.

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 Post subject: Re: speed dating on valentines day
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4) More likely for them to sleep with me tonight



Why not just cut to the chase? Forget the roses, forget the posturing of your finer qualities and date-ability, and just ask them if they want your bologna pony?

See if you win-a-freebie with that approach.



i have had 1 (one) 1 (one) night stand in my life and that was via craigslist and was the worst hookup/sex of my life. im pretty bad at sealing the deal in a few hours...

highlights of that evening:

she weighed a good 25 pounds more than me; she told me how she wanted me to bite her nipples (that was pretty interesting) ; and when she tried to get me arroused for a 2nd go and i couldnt get it up she had no idea it was because i was repulsed by her...

ahh the memories.

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given2trade wrote:
px wrote:
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4) More likely for them to sleep with me tonight



Why not just cut to the chase? Forget the roses, forget the posturing of your finer qualities and date-ability, and just ask them if they want your bologna pony?

See if you win-a-freebie with that approach.



i have had 1 (one) 1 (one) night stand in my life and that was via craigslist and was the worst hookup/sex of my life. im pretty bad at sealing the deal in a few hours...

highlights of that evening:

she weighed a good 25 pounds more than me; she told me how she wanted me to bite her nipples (that was pretty interesting) ; and when she tried to get me arroused for a 2nd go and i couldnt get it up she had no idea it was because i was repulsed by her...

ahh the memories.



yikes. :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: speed dating on valentines day
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speed dating, craigslist hookups... hmm

Not that I'm one to talk about such matters.


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 Post subject: Re: speed dating on valentines day
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if reality tv taught us anything i taught us this: you should just give the roses to the women you want to sleep with and the ones who don't receive it get kicked off of the island

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dyingonahilltop wrote:
speed dating, craigslist hookups... hmm

Not that I'm one to talk about such matters.



dude dont knock craigslist i have gotten some good ass though most of the time i just have fun with it and never meet up with anyone.

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that was the worst experience of my life

funniest moment: my last speed dater told me that the oddest question she got from someone before me was 'if you could be a fruit, what fruit would you be'

thats not even the funny part. she said in the car to the event, she and her friend were wondering what kind of questions they might be asked...and one of them was...wait for it...wait for it...

'if you could be a fruit, what fruit would you be'

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that was the worst experience of my life


go on ...

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I did speed dating once, there were a few girls that might qualify as moderately attractive, so it could be a worthwhile activity if you're willing to talk to the fatties for a few minutes.

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given2trade wrote:
dyingonahilltop wrote:
speed dating, craigslist hookups... hmm

Not that I'm one to talk about such matters.



dude dont knock craigslist i have gotten some good ass though most of the time i just have fun with it and never meet up with anyone.

craigslist has adds for sex? :shock:

did you meet anyone named Gina?

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corduroy_blazer wrote:
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that was the worst experience of my life


go on ...


There were 9 girls. 5 of them came together. Of the 5, The mean weight was 160 pounds and the mode was 170 and the median was 165. (see if that works with 5 people).

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