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 Post subject: damage!
PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:56 am 
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I sat on a ball about two hours ago, and now there's a vein in there that's all curled up like a wounded worm. It's dark blue, almost black, and it hurts like fuck.

Ow, you know? Ow a lot.


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 Post subject: Re: damage!
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That shit sucks.

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 Post subject: Re: damage!
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shit man.

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 Post subject: Re: damage!
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Never sitting down again. Thank god my keyboard is wireless.


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 Post subject: Re: damage!
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thats terrible

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 Post subject: Re: damage!
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So to sum it up:

1. Wind chill -20? Check.
2. Furnace malfunctioning and unreliable? Check.
3. McParadigm unable to have covers on due to friendly fire? Check.

I can't stop looking at it. It's like when you were young and your tooth came out and you kept inspecting the gums in the mirror.


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 Post subject: Re: damage!
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Does something like this happen often?

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 Post subject: Re: damage!
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It's pretty rare. Never had it as bad as this. It just keeps getting worse.

Owieowieowie


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 Post subject: Re: damage!
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can i ask how you managed to do it anyway?

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 Post subject: Re: damage!
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:haha:
I am happy to say that I have a vagina.

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 Post subject: Re: damage!
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a friend of mine once had a testicular torsion. apparently, it happens for no particular reason and it hurts like hell, as you guys would presume :x
the worst part is that to get your balls untwisted, the doctor just make a local anesthesia sor you're conscious while they're fucking in your nutsack :throwup:
DO NOT WANT

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 Post subject: Re: damage!
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godsdice wrote:
can i ask how you managed to do it anyway?


Well, you don't have to be a gymnast. Pretty much you're sitting down fast and leaning too far forward. It's like the guy who falls 42 stories and lives...some mystical elements of the world of physics combine and work together to crush your nad.


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*Chloe wrote:
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I am happy to say that I have a vagina.

i second that :mrgreen:

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godsdice wrote:
*Chloe wrote:
:haha:
I am happy to say that I have a vagina.

i second that :mrgreen:


Sometimes, in my weaker moments, I do wish...


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 Post subject: Re: damage!
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godsdice wrote:
*Chloe wrote:
:haha:
I am happy to say that I have a vagina.

i second that :mrgreen:

vaginas :nice:

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 Post subject: Re: damage!
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We do have to worry about saggy boobs one day though...
gravity, ftw. :?
I'd still take that over a crushed nutsack... :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: damage!
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*Chloe wrote:
We do have to worry about saggy boobs one day though...
gravity, ftw. :?
I'd still take that over a crushed nutsack... :lol:


Some boys get saggy boobs when they're older too, and I bet some of the have flattened a nut or two in their day.


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mastaflatch wrote:
a friend of mine once had a testicular torsion. apparently, it happens for no particular reason and it hurts like hell, as you guys would presume :x
the worst part is that to get your balls untwisted, the doctor just make a local anesthesia sor you're conscious while they're fucking in your nutsack :throwup:
DO NOT WANT

heh, been there.... they knocked me out all the way though, thankfully. the female doctor (who had kids herself) says its the only thing she'd compare to childbirth pain with women. good times.


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 Post subject: Re: damage!
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go to a doctor. I mean that. go.

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 Post subject: Re: damage!
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also, good luck McP!


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