I sat on a ball about two hours ago, and now there's a vein in there that's all curled up like a wounded worm. It's dark blue, almost black, and it hurts like fuck.

Ow, you know? Ow a lot.

That shit sucks.

shit man.

Never sitting down again. Thank god my keyboard is wireless.

thats terrible

So to sum it up:

1. Wind chill -20? Check.
2. Furnace malfunctioning and unreliable? Check.
3. McParadigm unable to have covers on due to friendly fire? Check.

I can't stop looking at it. It's like when you were young and your tooth came out and you kept inspecting the gums in the mirror.

Does something like this happen often?

It's pretty rare. Never had it as bad as this. It just keeps getting worse.

Owieowieowie

can i ask how you managed to do it anyway?

I am happy to say that I have a vagina.

a friend of mine once had a testicular torsion. apparently, it happens for no particular reason and it hurts like hell, as you guys would presume
the worst part is that to get your balls untwisted, the doctor just make a local anesthesia sor you're conscious while they're fucking in your nutsack
DO NOT WANT

Well, you don't have to be a gymnast. Pretty much you're sitting down fast and leaning too far forward. It's like the guy who falls 42 stories and lives...some mystical elements of the world of physics combine and work together to crush your nad.

i second that

Sometimes, in my weaker moments, I do wish...

vaginas

We do have to worry about saggy boobs one day though...
gravity, ftw.
I'd still take that over a crushed nutsack...

Some boys get saggy boobs when they're older too, and I bet some of the have flattened a nut or two in their day.

heh, been there.... they knocked me out all the way though, thankfully. the female doctor (who had kids herself) says its the only thing she'd compare to childbirth pain with women. good times.

go to a doctor. I mean that. go.

also, good luck McP!