I sat on a ball about two hours ago, and now there's a vein in there that's all curled up like a wounded worm. It's dark blue, almost black, and it hurts like fuck.
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shit man.
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a friend of mine once had a testicular torsion. apparently, it happens for no particular reason and it hurts like hell, as you guys would presume the worst part is that to get your balls untwisted, the doctor just make a local anesthesia sor you're conscious while they're fucking in your nutsack DO NOT WANT
Well, you don't have to be a gymnast. Pretty much you're sitting down fast and leaning too far forward. It's like the guy who falls 42 stories and lives...some mystical elements of the world of physics combine and work together to crush your nad.
a friend of mine once had a testicular torsion. apparently, it happens for no particular reason and it hurts like hell, as you guys would presume the worst part is that to get your balls untwisted, the doctor just make a local anesthesia sor you're conscious while they're fucking in your nutsack DO NOT WANT
heh, been there.... they knocked me out all the way though, thankfully. the female doctor (who had kids herself) says its the only thing she'd compare to childbirth pain with women. good times.
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