must be under my deck and sprayed something today. My whole kitchen smells like skunk and consequently so do I. I am to the point that I can't even smell it anymore but I know it is fucking bad.
If it sprayed outside, how did it permeate everything and get all over my house? How do I get rid of this awful fucking stench?
I had to leave work today because I went home at lunch and checked the house out. I was only here for a few minutes and that was enough to stink me up.
Anyone have any advice?
How about some skunk stories to make me not feel so shitty?

And before anyone says it, I cannot douse my house in tomato juice.

Fuck I stink.

well i think as long as it didnt directly spray you or the inside of your house then it should ware off, but i dont know how long you would have to wait, i just know that when someone hits a skunk with there car you usually smell it for a few days afterword as you drive past.

that sucks though, i hope it goes away soon

ewwwww. one of them nasty things got under my house one time and sprayed my dog. it was nasty cuz the dog AND the house smelled for weeks and weeks.

I would like to have a skunk as a pet, though. All you gotta do is have the stink gland removed.

I agree!

They're cute!

Today, I am not going to agree with you.

I would definately agree with you if one had sprayed my house as well.

Minus the stink gland = cute.

Active stink gland = horrible!

I like the smell of skunks. Am I evil? Yes I am.

Genius quote of the century!

skunks stink

I like the smell of skunk, when it's not so close and intense that it burns my sinuses.

It reminds me of summer. And really good dope.

--PunkDavid

you're an odd duck, punkdavid.

I think of burning marigolds, and good dope.

go to sam's club and get some odo-ban. seriously. that stuff takes the smell out of anything.

*don't mix odo-ban with Mr. Clean unless you want to do chemical weapons experiments on your family and pets*

--PunkDavid

I thought this thread was going to be about the latest Discovery Channel special on smelly animals fornicating.

Maybe that's what they were doing?



What is it? Some sort of powder? Liquid?

I unloaded 2 cans of Lysol and a can of Febreeze, turned my furnace off and opened some windows. I froze my nuts off all evening and when I woke up this morning and walked out of my bedroom, that stench smacked me right in the face.

Apparently, I don't stink today though. Well, at least noone has said anything...

The hard part is how desensitized I get to the smell at home. I have 2 clean loads of laundry hanging in my laundry room. Do they stink? I can't tell. Will just regular laundering get rid of any lingering stench?

This is really making me self-conscious

no you wouldnt, they are mean and little bastards

One time in college, i was sitting on my couch watching tv and smoking bong hits. My cat, Jinglehead was sitting next to me watching tv. I had the front door of my apartment open 'cuz it was nice out.

All of a sudden, this goddam skunk walks in to the middle of my living room and sits down. The fucking thing just sat there looking at us. I thought for sure Jinglehead would jump down there and try to play with it and it would spray and my i would have to move.

She just looked up at me like Skunk!!

Eventually it just turned around and walked out.