Joined: Sun May 21, 2006 2:02 am Posts: 91597 Location: Sector 7-G
Senator McCain can't raise his arms very high.
Do we really want a President who can't:
raise the roof hail a cab football ref YMCA paint the sistine chapel jumping jacks trouble with overhead compartments hold on on the t can't climb a rope or ladder cant put the angel or star on the christmas tree can't do pullups can't do the wave can't golf throw a football can't serve in tennis can't spike in volleyball
_________________ It takes a big man to make a threat on the internet.
Last edited by cutuphalfdead on Thu Jun 05, 2008 10:26 am, edited 6 times in total.
Joined: Sun May 21, 2006 2:02 am Posts: 91597 Location: Sector 7-G
But I mean, c'mon, imagine John McCain at a baseball game, the wave comes all the way around, and he looks like a retard who can't bend his arms very far.
Or the YMCA, that's an american tradition!
And jumpingjacks and pullups! He can't even pass the Presidential Fitness takes the kids have to take in elementary school!
_________________ It takes a big man to make a threat on the internet.
Joined: Wed Oct 27, 2004 12:03 am Posts: 18376 Location: outta space Gender: Male
did you ever notice the link between arena songs and sexual deviance? (relative term i know) YMCA and we are the champions both gay pride songs, and we all know about gary glitter.
_________________
thodoks wrote:
Man, they really will give anyone an internet connection these days.
Joined: Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:51 am Posts: 43609 Location: My city smells like Cheerios Gender: Male
windedsailor wrote:
did you ever notice the link between arena songs and sexual deviance? (relative term i know) YMCA and we are the champions both gay pride songs, and we all know about gary glitter.
do you really wanna hurt me?? do you really wanna make me cry??
_________________ "No matter how hard you kill Jesus, he would always just come back and hit you twice as hard."
Joined: Mon May 30, 2005 4:47 pm Posts: 3677 Location: Newfoundland Gender: Male
mecca2687 wrote:
windedsailor wrote:
did you ever notice the link between arena songs and sexual deviance? (relative term i know) YMCA and we are the champions both gay pride songs, and we all know about gary glitter.
do you really wanna hurt me?? do you really wanna make me cry??
Joined: Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:24 pm Posts: 3909 Location: The Land of Plenty
given2trade wrote:
he can push the button that will destroy the world.
that's really all that matters.
i don't care whether my president can golf or not.
Not if we make sure the button is located above his shoulder level.
_________________
a great bloke wrote:
Remembered to ask dude that I hung with most of party night if he had any idea why I had a large (fist-sized) purple bruise on my chest. He said he remembers "OW!" but that's it. Guess I'll never know.
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 15 guests
You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot post attachments in this forum
