I saw this on a site called wonkette.com and it made me laugh; thought I'd share

"JESUS, WHERE TO BEGIN: Hillary Clinton's pick to win horse racing's Kentucky Derby, Eight Belles — the only female horse in the race — finished second, broke both front ankles, and subsequently was put to death on the track. The first place horse was "Big Brown." Go nuts. [AP/Breitbart]"

HAHAHA