Post subject: kids steal credit cards, get hookers, play xbox
Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 8:31 pm
Supersonic
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 5:01 pm Posts: 14261
A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.
Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.
The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.
The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.
Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.
When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.
Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead. [Back to top of article] Pink boots
Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.
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Post subject: Re: kids steal credit cards, get hookers, play xbox
Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 10:09 pm
Hipster doofus
Joined: Wed May 10, 2006 2:35 am Posts: 18585 Location: In a box Gender: Male
i got bugs wrote:
They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
lmfao
That is the best.
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Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament.
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Post subject: Re: kids steal credit cards, get hookers, play xbox
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 1:35 am
Administrator
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 10:53 pm Posts: 20537 Location: The City Of Trees
i got bugs wrote:
The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.
No, Towelie, we don't want to get high, we just want to play GameSphere!
Post subject: Re: kids steal credit cards, get hookers, play xbox
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 1:39 am
Interweb Celebrity
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:47 am Posts: 46000 Location: Reasonville
given2trade wrote:
Gimme Some Skin wrote:
No part of this story is real. I wish it were, but there is just no way in hell.
Kind of like god and religion...
Oh man that was just too easy!
actually, i do not wish for that.
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Post subject: Re: kids steal credit cards, get hookers, play xbox
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 6:27 am
Spaceman
Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:03 am Posts: 24177 Location: Australia
i got bugs wrote:
Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.
heh
_________________ Oh, the flowers of indulgence and the weeds of yesteryear, Like criminals, they have choked the breath of conscience and good cheer. The sun beat down upon the steps of time to light the way To ease the pain of idleness and the memory of decay.
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