A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.
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Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

this is the best story ive read in a while

Amazing

I'd probably do the same minus the Fritos.

lmfao

You wouldn't at least get a quickie hj from the hookers?

That's pretty great.

That is the best.

No part of this story is real. I wish it were, but there is just no way in hell.

I was pretty sure this thread was about GTA IV.

Kind of like god and religion...

Oh man that was just too easy!

No, Towelie, we don't want to get high, we just want to play GameSphere!

actually, i do not wish for that.

I should have said 'kind of like how you wish that' ... is what I meant. But you know that ceebs.

Fails for forgetting the blow with the hookers.

heh

Why would the kids be interested in hookers? They were probably exhausted from all the teachers.

This thread is useless without pics. Of the hookers. Playing Halo.

Yeah that's what I was thinking!