I got them from the gas station and they suck ass. They're Mountain Dew flavored Doritos... not even joking.

ugh,

I bet they taste like ass.

Hence the fact they suck ass.

i may not like mountain dew, but mountain dew doesnt taste like ass. although i've never licked any donkeys. or any human asses

Human ass isn't so bad

male or female?

You're so picky.

Female.

how am i picky? a guy at work says that if a girl he was with wanted him to lick her ass he'd do it. i personally do not think i could do it

how sad

what if the alternative was mystery doritos?

i'm pretty sure i'd take mountain dew over the vague taste of human feces

Vague taste of feces? You clearly sleep with the wrong women.

you're telling me that if you lick someone's ass hole you do not taste shit?

(haha, im sure that will get this thread locked)

I'm telling you there is no pooflavor, sir.

hmmm. alright. i'll have to remember this

I like where this thread went. Now I can lick anuses without hassles, even though I merely came in to see what the fuss was about Doritos.

i can only imagine jammer's reaction when he logs in tommorow.


and the word fuck and all of it's variations are bound to be used profusely

I had no idea this act was weird or mysterious, as it must be if Deano is curious..

seriously though, back on the topic of doritos...i still only really eat the nacho cheese kind. cool ranch is decent, but i definately go for nacho cheese. the other flavors aren't really that good to justify 3.XX a bag