Isn't it great that Maxim spares us the horrible burden of thinking for ourselves?

http://www.maxim.com/2008hot100/articles/25065.aspx

So is it bad that I'm pretty sure I'd never even heard of who #1 is? Not really surprised to see Scarlett Johannson up so high, in fact I think I remember her being #1 sometime within the last couple years. And perhaps my personal fave, Elisha Cuthbert, glad to see her so high up there. But, ehh... Lohan, still #9?? With the trainwreck and anorexic year she's had? Actually wow looking further over this list now, there are several names I've never heard of Of course it's a crime that Mandy Moore is not closer to the top. America Ferrera hotter than the likes of Zooey Deschanel? I beg to differ. Still, surprised and pleased to see that Anna Paquin even made the list at all, I've had my eye on her for years.

I guess I have to be one of the very few heterosexual men in the world for whom Jessica Simpson does absolutely nothing at all.
And god help me for still wanting to fuck this shit out of Christina Aguilera after all these years. I recognize she's a cancer within the art of music making, and of course I know the tits are fake, but I can't help it, something about her still draws me in.



100. Tila Tequila
99. Olivia Munn
98. Cheryl Burke
97. Olivia Wilde
96. Michelle Merkin
95. Zooey Deschanel
94. Emma Watson
93. Brittany Snow
92. Ali Larter
91. Danica Patrick
90. Lacey Chabert
89. Stacy Keibler
88. Evangeline Lilly
87. Dita Von Teese
86. Ashley Scott
85. Paz Vega
84. America Ferrera
83. Whitney Able
82. Penélope Cruz
81. Mila Kunis
80. Natalie Zea
79. Christina Milian
78. Susie Castillo
77. Alicia Keys
76. Kate Bosworth
75. Mandy Moore
74. Audrina Patridge
73. Gabrielle Union
72. Natasha Bedingfield
71. Mariah Carey
70. Roselyn Sanchez
69. Vanessa Minnillo
68. Emilie de Ravin
67. Sarah Mutch
66. Christina Ricci
65. Karolina Kurkova
64. Diora Baird
63. Selita Ebanks
62. Kat Von D
61. Isla Fischer
60. Taryn Manning
59. Malin Akerman
58. Rebecca Romijn
57. Taylor Swift
56. Lauren Conrad
55. Kristen Bell
54. Minka Kelly
53. Jessica Simpson
52. Mena Suvari
51. Leslie Bibb
50. Anna Paquin
49. Nelly Furtado
48. Leighton Meester
47. Ashley Olsen
46. Amanda Bynes
45. Danneel Harris
44. Jennifer Garner
43. Blake Lively
42. Zoe Saldana
41. Nadine Velazquez
40. Drew Barrymore
39. Sofia Vergara
38. Eliza Dushku
37. Ashanti
36. Heidi Montag
35. Fergie
34. Jessica Alba
33. Heidi Klum
32. Lake Bell
31. Molly Sims
30. Julianne Hough
29. Shannon Elizabeth
28. Rachel Bilson
27. Sienna Miller
26. Cameron Diaz
25. Hilary Duff
24. Avril Lavigne
23. Jaime King
22. Mischa Barton
21. Amber Heard
20. Jennifer Love Hewitt
19. Britney Spears
18. Ashlee Simpson
17. The Pussycat Dolls
16. Megan Fox
15. Rihanna
14. Beyoncé
13. Hayden Panettierre
12. Vanessa Hudgens
11. Charlize Theron
10. Ashley Tisdale
09. Lindsay Lohan
08. Christina Aguilera
07. Eva Mendez
06. Elisha Cuthbert
05. Sarah Michelle Gellar
04. Eva Longoria Parker
03. Jessica Biel
02. Scarlett Johansson
01. Marisa Miller

never heard...

kp

Definitely placed too low, IMO:
Evangeline Lilly
Penelope Cruz
Jessica Alba
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Scarlett Johansson

I definitely disagree with the inclusion of:
Ashley Olsen, Amanda Bynes, Fergie, Cameron Diaz, Avril Lavigne, Britney Spears, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale.
There's also a whole bunch of ladies I know nothing about.

Actually I'm a BIG Amanda Bynes fan. She's still a bit too thin for my tastes, but girl is adorable as fuck. All the rest of your bottom list there except for Ashley Tisdale, I pretty much agree with ya. Man when she's on that Disney show wearing those sorta dressed down pseudo-business lady outfits... yowza (hey she was plenty legal even then! )

Ya know Penelope Cruz is another one, it's like everything in the world is telling us she's supposed to be this goddess just oozing sexuality, and she doesn't even begin to give me wood.
And with how much that Hewitt has generally speaking faded from the primary spotlight over the years, I'm surprised to see her still as high as she is on a list like this. But well, guess that tells ya the power of CLEAVAGE I gotta think that even with how far away she is from the "it-girl" status she used to have, that if she decided to do a Playboy spread tomorrow it would still cause a pretty big storm.








in my pants.

Dude you've never even heard of Marisa Miller? She's a goddess

Mehh... I mean same kinda deal as that Gisele chick we were talking about in that other thread (Tom Brady's gal), I recognize her basically as being attractive, it's not that I think she's unattractive, can see why so many guys would be into her, but just my personal tastes, just even going from that same list, I'd MUCH rather have Zooey Deschanel in a HEARTBEAT (or Anna Paquin.. but you see my point).

Believe me I know, I can have some unusual and picky tastes (or downright strange ) when it comes to women. Plus you can have two women that even kinda look the same, and one I'll be really into and yet the other not at all. Like looking at this Marisa Miller, you might say she looks somewhat similar to Siena Miller, the actress and I think she was with Jude Law for awhile. Anyway my point is I think Sienna Miller is very sexy, while this Marisa Miller doesn't do anything for me at all.

Minka Kelly.

that's a terrible photo of marisa miller.



she's a fucking 10.

jennifer love hewitt has also gotten older and dumpy. she's not that hot anymore, not that she ever had anything beyond breasts to begin with.

and eva longoria does not belong on that list.

Anyone who thinks Penelope Cruz is hotter than Paz Vega is out of their minds. Plus, talk shit about Hewitt all you want but if you were stuck in an elevator w/ her don't even tell me you wouldn't lock that bitch and pull a Mallrats.

Any better

I'm gonna guess that you have centrally in mind those bathing suit photos that surfaced of her a few months back, but man, that to me is more about our society's unbelievably distorted view of what's supposed to be attractive. Granted, the particular "poses" they caught her in weren't very flattering, but anybody tell me if YOU have perfect posture accentuating your body every second of the day. The idea that they were calling her fat from those is just insane. Though she certainly never did much of anything for me as an actress, I always thought she brought a very cute face and beautiful smile to the table along with the great tits

Also not like I've ever jerked off to Eva Longoria or anything, but when I think about it, yea I can see her belonging in the top 100.

Who reads this magazine? Seriously. It's garbage.

I'm sure if i made a list of the 100 hottest girls, although i have no idea why i would do such a thing, it would look a lot like this with the names in a different order. Who gives a shit?

They are obviously bias. They put women who have done Maxim interviews and photo shoots closer to the top of the list. Sarah Michell Gellar? Why is she so hot this year? She hasn't done anything other than a Maxim interview in 2007.

i still think hewitt's a very good looking woman, and i would surely love to go on a date with her, but that doesn't make her one of the 100 hottest women in the world.

Well as much as Gimme Some Skin is essentially right, well, obviously lists like these can wind up stimulate some moderately interesting and fun debate. But yea, forgive the cliche of all cliches, but it's one for a reason, that is, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Like, not only did I not know who Marisa Miller is, but now after seeing a few photos, I wouldn't be surprised if I could compose a list of 100 names (mind you, these would include mainstream actresses, pornstars, and girls I know in my own life) that were the "hottest" in the world to me, and this Miller gal wouldn't come anywhere near it. Or to play fair, even strictly going from mainstream actresses/models/singers, I could probably still do a top 100 of mine and she wouldn't make it.

For the record, the most beautiful girl in the world to me is Kate Winslet.

(and though she's over 40 now, Phoebe Cates is still damn high on that list for me... ohh how teenage crushes do stand the test of time but the woman still looks impossibly cute today. though speaking of 40+, hell in this case even 50+, flicking thru the channels I saw that Dana Delaney has joined the cast of Desperate Housewives. I looked it up, bitch is 52 fucking years old, and STILL looks sexy as hell. Some type of Faustian deal must be at work...)

I dont understand what others see in Scarlett Johanson. Shes got a good body but her face isnt very good at all. The Olsen twins, Britney Spears, and Lindsey Lohan are all not worthy of that list either.

Should definitely be at the top of the list.

Ya know the funny thing is, as much as I find her incredibly beautiful, I think I can kinda understand a person saying what you are about her. It is a sort of unusual beauty she has.

I wonder how you feel about Thora Birch? Because I still go back to GHOST WORLD, it seemed to be not long after that that Scarlett's star really seemed to start rising big time, and they were sorta grouped together as the same in that movie in a way, and honestly Thora doesn't seem to've done a whole lot in the last few years. Although I think she's very adorable, a very cute face. One of the weirdest aspects to AMERICAN BEAUTY was believing that her character would want a boob job. Hello, for like 17 years old she'd already had what were at least C-cups by then, if not small D's, those things were gorrrrrrrgeous


edit: come to think of it, Minka Kelly's another one I'm clueless about

there's a lot of baffling picks.

Alright I know this is soooo TOTALLY out of place here, but fuck it, I started this thread so I can veer off the road a bit It's just that I've got to see if anyone else has seen this commercial, and this was kinda the closest theme I could figure for it, perhaps you'll understand why...



This Men's Warehouse ad, the highschool kids getting ready for prom, the nervous dude going to pin the corsage on his date? I can't be the only one. It just totally cracks me up, this commercial runs whenever, given the clear implication that this girl has HUGE TITS, and so however he tries to pin this thing on her, he's gonna totally be feeling her up in the process
So man not only is this check very very cute, but god LAWD look at those breastessess!! I bet ya those sweet puppies are all natural too. Gimme that corsage, dammit!!

edit: Okay errr, I dont know how that happened. Moores?? Everytime I've seen that ad on TV it's been for Men's Warehouse. Oh well fuck it who cares, point is to show off dem tittaays!!