Red Mosquito • View topic - playing music with the intent of fornication

PeopleMyAge · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 11:05 pm

yeah so, i'm going to a party on saturday and there are going to be some females there. a couple of the guys (including the host) are going to play some solo acoustic stuff in hopes of getting laid. the host is playing tears in heaven.
what would you guys suggest as a sure fire pussy magnet? i can easily play last kiss, but i want something better than that

tryinmorning · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 11:21 pm

Everything in Its Right Place
or
other post OK Computer song.

PeopleMyAge · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 11:26 pm

i dont think the girls that will be at this party would know anything by radiohead other than creep and karma police

McParadigm · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:07 pm **Posts:** 12393

After the guy sings Clapton, act like you're having a conversation with him, suddenly shout "YOU CAN'T CALL HER THAT!" and beat him unconscious.

Go_State · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 12:02 am

McParadigm wrote:

After the guy sings Clapton, act like you're having a conversation with him, suddenly shout "YOU CAN'T CALL HER THAT!" and beat him unconscious.

Concurs.

psychobain · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 12:07 am

dyingonahilltop · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 12:11 am

Whatever makes you look like the biggest douchebag at the party, I guess.

Clubber · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 12:30 am

Do a Goo Goo Dolls song. *pukes*

warehouse · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 1:19 am

rape me

Lysander · **Joined:** Fri May 16, 2008 2:48 am **Posts:** 1713

PeopleMyAge wrote:

what would you guys suggest as a sure fire pussy magnet?

A long and loving relationship, where both partners completely trust each other and can fully let themselves go enough to make truly passionate and earth-moving love.

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 2:09 am

Lysander wrote:

PeopleMyAge wrote:

what would you guys suggest as a sure fire pussy magnet?

A long and loving relationship, where both partners completely trust each other and can fully let themselves go enough to make truly passionate and earth-moving love.

tryinmorning · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 2:13 am

spreadyourlove · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 2:18 am

Wonderwall

spreadyourlove · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 2:19 am

tryinmorning wrote:

Everything in Its Right Place
or
other post OK Computer song.

Geez, the guy is trying to have sexual congress with a girl........not make everybody depressed.

Jammer91 · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 2:32 am

The current top 40 of the Billboard charts I guess.

Too Big a Man Too Say · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 2:39 am

warehouse wrote:

rape me

haha

Dash · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 5:53 pm **Posts:** 4643

dmb , james blunt, and bud lime should do the trick

spreadyourlove · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 3:06 am

2 Live Crew - Me So Horny or We Want Some Pussy

PeopleMyAge · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 11:49 am

cutuphalfdead wrote:

Lysander wrote:

PeopleMyAge wrote:

what would you guys suggest as a sure fire pussy magnet?

A long and loving relationship, where both partners completely trust each other and can fully let themselves go enough to make truly passionate and earth-moving love.

or, i'm a 22 year old virgin who wants to have random sex at a party (or after the party)

JimNasium · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 12:07 pm

Eminem. All girls want to suck his dick. Well, according to him anyway

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