Joined: Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:08 pm Posts: 15892 Location: a wee green island Gender: Male
I farted big time lads. Oh yeah. 25 seconds long they were, on a bad night. On a good night, well you're talking 40 - 60 seconds for true gusset ripper style, one so foul it lay within the depths of my bowels for weeks on end. I was the glamour boy of Irish trumping. I was supposed to go places. Never happened. I farted my may home, head hanging low in depair, well not too low. The ming coming from the rear was revolting beyond reproach. Many a man left that field wretching and spewing their gut up all over the place.
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