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 Post subject: David Cross
PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:02 am 
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Does anybody have any of his stand-up gigs on your computer that you want to send to me? I had a bunch of his stuff but my computer got wiped out a couple months ago.

Also, if you have this hour-long stand-up he does where some girl is like, "I just wanna feel it" and he gives her the mic for a second, you're going to want to send that over my way. That entire hour and a half made me laugh basically straight through.


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David Cross is hilarious. Sadly i don't have any of his stand up though.


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I have a show burned to disc that I can copy for you. I forget where its from though, I got it a few months ago, i think off dime.

i can check when i get home from work. send me a pm if interested.


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Funny guy, some guy is sueing him for using his voice or name in one of his stand-up comedy albums. I cant find the story.


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tennisclay wrote:
Funny guy, some guy is sueing him for using his voice or name in one of his stand-up comedy albums. I cant find the story.

Boy, being sued must really make David cross.


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His impression of Stephen Hawking visiting a hooker is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. :lol:

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My roommate has a couple of his CD's, great comedy

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jwfocker wrote:
My roommate has a couple of his CD's, great comedy


I'm basically looking for 'Shut up you fucking baby' for free and I'm not in a position to dl it right now. I know, I'm a cheapskate...


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parchy wrote:
jwfocker wrote:
My roommate has a couple of his CD's, great comedy


I'm basically looking for 'Shut up you fucking baby' for free and I'm not in a position to dl it right now. I know, I'm a cheapskate...


I'll look through his stash

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bart d. wrote:
tennisclay wrote:
Funny guy, some guy is sueing him for using his voice or name in one of his stand-up comedy albums. I cant find the story.

Boy, being sued must really make David cross.

Hmmm. I don't remember making this horrible joke, but it sounds like something I'd say.


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 Post subject: Re: David Cross
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David Cross is hilarious...if you have not heard It's Not Funny you are missing out...

On It's Not Funny , Mr. Cross reads a news clip about a pamphlet handed out to thousands of U.S. marines in Iraq, asking them to pray for President Bush. It included a tear-out section meant to be mailed directly to the White House. Mr. Cross' impression of a quavery-voiced, knock-kneed soldier trying to write a prayer while under fire by Iraqis-who "don't get Fox News so they don't know that everything's O.K."-is brutally real: "'Oh God, oh dear, um, I am committed to pray for you'-[imitates gunfire]-Oh God!-'for you're family and your staff'-[gunfire]-'and our troops'-[gunfire]-AAAAARGH! OH, NO! Oh … God … must … finish … prayer … God, please see to it … that President Bush … has the strength to … finish his lobster salad … please show him with your guidance … the courage … to cut 14.4 billion dollars out of the veteran's budget … uh … thank you-and now I may die."

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 Post subject: Re: David Cross
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Some good news, David and his old pal Bob Odenkirk are back at it again:

http://www.movieweb.com/tv/news/01/27301.php

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 Post subject: Re: David Cross
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i was just listenin to him yesterday

i love the light up atlanta bit, we have the same type festivals here where u gotta buy tickets to buy the beer

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 Post subject: Re: David Cross
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i got bugs wrote:
i was just listenin to him yesterday

i love the light up atlanta bit, we have the same type festivals here where u gotta buy tickets to buy the beer


fuck you, faggot!

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 Post subject: Re: David Cross
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i love this guy in unhealthy ways, that new show sounds awesome

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 Post subject: Re: David Cross
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There's a great behind the scenes DVD out there called "Let America Laugh" that documents his tour for "Shut Up..." His older HBO comedy routines are really funny as well.

I haven't listened to "Its Not Funny" in a while, but that's also a great album. And I know there are other shows out there from the tour of his first record.

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 Post subject: Re: David Cross
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"I recently attended a pro-drug rally... um... in my basement." :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: David Cross
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jimmac24 wrote:
i got bugs wrote:
i was just listenin to him yesterday

i love the light up atlanta bit, we have the same type festivals here where u gotta buy tickets to buy the beer


fuck you, faggot!



"i don't know faggot."

"i don't know faggot?"

"there you go, i don't know, faggot."

:haha:

great comedy album...

and his character in AD is one of the best on tv.

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