So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true. So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Can't get much better than this....
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pearljamminagain wrote:
YOU ARE ALL JUST JEALOUS that your teams will never have the success in your lifetime the Pats are having right now... deal with it you pussies
"I'd satisfy the ladies by any means necessary." Dr. Hibbert
Post subject: Re: A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 9:08 am
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Soma. wrote:
psychobain wrote:
the band that made Discovery Channel famous
_________________ New Age bullshit is just a bunch of homo shit that some rich fuck came up with to scam people. It's exactly the same as scientology and every other religion: fake.
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