Mini-Me Sex Tape Conclusive Proof That Our Civilization Is Doomed

Sex tapes. We've all seen them. Hell, by this point, we've probably all made them (and that includes Molls)! But even on your loneliest of lonely nights, when you dial up RedTube in search of the dirtiest, kinkiest porn that the Internets have to offer, we'd bet you dollars to donuts that none of you ever typed the words "Mini-Me Sex Tape" into Google looking to get off. That is, until now. According to our friends at TMZed:

Yes, that's Mini-Me Verne Troyer in a sex tape shot with his former live-in girlfriend at the couple's apartment. A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris' video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness.

While we are still too mortified by the sight of Verne Troyer frenching some ho to properly collect our thoughts, we will go out on a limb and say that this sex tape will certainly prove to be more exciting that that snoozer of a vid that Kim Kardashian put out. And if the publicity gods are willing, maybe this means renewed hope for The Love Guru's second weekend at the box office, after all. Then again, let's hope not. See you in Gomorrah, peeps!
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Little people actually behaving like real human beings and having sex?!? How dare they!!!

what i dont understand is why there's never any midget on midget porn, its always a little person and a regular person

You mean Midgets?

logistics?

not shocked.

i got into a little fender bender today where i just barely tapped this guys bumper while comign up to a red light. the guy gets out and it happens to be these guy who's too short to even be a midget, this guy was a fucking dwarfe. he gets out of his car all mad as hell and he's screaming at me all in jibberish and finally he musters up and just screams out "i am not happy!" so i said, "well which one are you?"

This belongs in the joke thread too

Good answer.

Mini-Me files lawsuit over sex tape


Verne Troyer (a.k.a. Mini-Me) is suing the pants off of TMZ for showing footage of him without his tiny pants. Apparently, Mini-Me filmed a sex tape with ex-girlfriend Ranae Shrider (above) and, like any good amateur porn, it was stolen and found its way online. His lawyers claim to have sent several cease-and-desist letters before and after TMZ posted the footage. E! Online reports:

In addition to the gossip purveyor, which just posted the footage yesterday, Troyer has also sued One Night in Paris peddler Kevin Blatt. He claims that Blatt, who's known for his celeb-porn brokering ways, somehow acquired the stolen tape and, according to TMZ, is currently entertaining a $100,000 distribution offer from SugarDVD.

Troyer is alleging violation of privacy, copyright infringement, trademark infringement, violation of right to publicity and misappropriation of name and likeness.



Ummm, was that chick a dude at some point?

I think calling her a ho is crossing the line . . . seeing as how they were in a serious relationship and living together, that's kinda harsh and not fair to her.

Dude. people. Especially if you're famous - sex tapes are fun, but always delete the evidence once the fun is over!!!

No thank-you. I quite enjoy these. Well....not this one

So does it count as amateur porn, or not? I mean, they are professional entertainers....

This is going to be awesome!

Me thinks this ho wants to go the way of Hilton and Kardashian. After all, people pay attention to them now.


TMZ allowed to repost 'Mini Me' sex tape


LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- The woman in a sex tape featuring Verne Troyer -- best known for his role in the "Austin Powers" movies -- says she allowed celebrity Web site TMZ to broadcast snippets of the tape.

Verne Troyer's ex-girlfriend, Ranae Shrider, said the sex tape was created with her camera.

Troyer's ex-girlfriend, Ranae Shrider, signed a declaration filed in federal court in Los Angeles stating the tape was created with her video camera. Her statement prompted a judge to allow TMZ to reinstate a post featuring snippets of the tape.

The judge had temporarily barred TMZ from showing or broadcasting any portion of the tape on its Web site or TV show. The post was restored by Tuesday evening.

The judge has still barred a porn distributor named in a $20 million lawsuit filed by Troyer from distributing or taking orders for the 50-minute tape.

Troyer starred as Mini Me in two "Austin Powers" movies. His lawsuit alleged the tape was stolen. Shrider's statement says she believes she also owns the tape, but so far has only given permission to TMZ to air it.

good, its legal. why do we not have a link yet?

*hide evidence in a safe

I haven't seen this, nor do I plan to....but I can't see how this is anything less than fuckin weird for this woman.

It's not like you can say 'hey, I'm sleeping with a celebrity!' ...."OH WOW, WHO?"....'Mini-me'..."FUCKIN WEIRDO".

And it'd be like a lil dog humping away at your leg wouldn't it?

I've thought this through too much.