This is my favorite tv show on right now... But I cant find anything about when the 5th season starts.. And showcase took down their message boards..

Anyone in canada seen any commercials on showcase?? I think last year they started in april.. and thats getting pretty close to not be hearing rumors..

Someone must know something!!

I ccant wait to find out what julian and ricky do when they find out cory and trevor bought the park with their dope money

Thanks for your help

I watch this show every week.
I'm not sure when the new season starts, but I'll still enjoy the reruns while I wait.



I love this show.

Did you know sarah is mr lahey's daughter in real life?

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mr. lahey is addicted to video lottery in real life. the newspaper said so

Yeah I remember reading that somewhere. That's pretty cool. Mr. Lahey is my favorite character.

i've never heard of this..i don't watch a lot of tv...what channel is this one?

i think it's only on in canada. but it's on showcase if you get that channel

I thinks it's on BBC America too, but I'm not 100% sure on that.

It is on bbc america, but it kinda sucks.. Its only the first 2 seasons (the last 2 seasons are a lot better) and its all bleeped out... These guys swear more than ozzy so it sucks to hear every other word beep..

I just download them through bittorrent and watch them unsensored.. Know what I'm sayin?

Mr. Lahey: Where ya stayin' Rick?
Ricky: At the fuck-off hotel Lahey.

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Mr. Lahey: Why don't you get a life Rick? Why don't ya go to community college like Julian here. Hey, I got a good idea. You could teach, livin' in a car and growin' dope 101.
Ricky: Hehe. And you can teach how to get drunk, get fired from the police force become a... lousy trailer park supervisor that sucks, hangs around with a fuckin' idiot that doesn't wear a shirt and looks like a dick but thinks he looks good... 101.

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Ricky: Knock knock.
Cory: What?
Ricky: Knock knock.
Cory: Who's there?
Ricky: Two fucking idiots who don't know when to come around and buy dope. Now, get the fuck out of here.

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Ricky: [about their illegal gas station] Regular goes into this can, premium into this one and diesel into that one.
Cory: How do we know which is which?
Ricky: By tasting, you moron. Regular tastes sour, premium tastes a little tangy and diesel actually tastes pretty good.

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[after Ricky spots Julian with Tanya at the Chinese food restaurant]
Ricky: Why aren't you watching the dope plants, you asshole?
Julian: Calm down Ricky, I'm just grabbing some take-out.
Ricky: Take-out my ass, looks to me like you're on a date with cinnamon-roll-fuckin-head.

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Bubbles: Have a nice day, and go fuck yourself.

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Bubbles: COCKSUCKERS.

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Bible Person: Do you know how to read a bible?
Bubbles: That all depends. Do you know how to go fuck yourself?

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Ricky: Don't you have some off's to fuck?

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J-Roc: It's hard to admit it but, Mom, I'm white.

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[while delivering his speech drunk, to become trailer park supervisor]
Mr. Lahey: Who is this park, or even in the whole world, doesn't have problems? Who doesn't have a drink too many times once in a while and maybe even winds up passed out in their own driveway, pissing themselves? Who doesn't drink too much sometimes or who doesn't have a puff from time to time? And who doesn't have problems with the people they love? This is our home. This is our community.

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Ricky: Bubbles give me the cat back.
Bubbles: Go fuck yourself.

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Julian: Wanna go have a few drinks and smoke a joint Bubbles?
Bubbles: Yes.

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[arguing with Julian about buying a wedding ring]
Ricky: I'm not getting Lucy one of those 'Cubic Zarcarbian' fuckin' things.

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[taking out bullet's from Ricky's gunshot wound for the second time in one day]
Sam Losco: I knew a guy who got shot twice in one day, he was a real dick.
Ricky: Oh look, we got us a comedian... wait a sec, were you calling me a dick?
Sam Losco: What do you think?
Ricky: [pauses and looks at the camera] Was he calling me a dick?


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Ricky: I try to be a role model for kids around the park. If some kid wants to grow dope, they can come talk to me, instead of growing dope 6 or 7 times through denial and error, they're going to get it right the first time and have some good dope.

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J-Roc: In this park it's one muthafucka for one and all muthafucka for all muthafucka's

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Ricky: Fuck, that's good pepperoni!

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Bubbles (singing to Randy while drunk): Fuckin' Randy's gut, is full of dirty old cheeseburgers!

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Mr. Lahey: He's takin' the shit tornado right back to Oz.
Randy: Well that would make Sam, Dorothy. Right Mr. Lahey?
Mr. Lahey: Right, Randy.

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Bubbles: Please J-ROC. I'll give you two grams of blonde Lebanese hash.
J-Roc: That's not even blonde mothafucka.
Bubbles: Well it's dirty blonde.

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Ricky: [to Trevor almost everytime he sees him] Smokes, let's go.

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Cory: J-Roc raps about gangsters & guns, pimps & hos and Compton. The guy's not from Compton, he's just a white kid from a trailer park. He should rap about what he really knows which is living in his mom's trailer eating peanut butter sandwiches.

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Ricky: God damnit Trinity, you can't smoke with the patch on.
Trinity: Well you're smoking with the patch on.
Ricky: Yeah, well Daddy's much bigger then you are so he can.

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Randy: You guys want anything from the store?
Ricky: Yeah get me some jalapano chips
[he pronounces it JA-lap-ano]
Bubbles: Yeah get me some fucking gummy worms
Julian: Get me some jalapeno chips
[pronounces it the correct way]
Randy: walks away
Ricky: Jalapeno? what flavor is that?
Julian: Ricky the J is silent
Bubbles: The J is like an H Ricky, Hal-a-peen-yo
Ricky: What the fuck are you guys talking about?
Bubbles: Hal-Uh-Peno, not galapeno.
Ricky: I know how to pronouce it, I ordered fucking galapeno.

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Ricky: Knock-knock, Lahey.
Mr. Lahey: Who's there, Ricky?
Ricky: A fuckin' shitty fuckin' trailer park supervisor who hangs around with a big-gutted drunk elf who thinks he's gettin' us thrown back in jail but he can't 'cause he's got no evidence and he's dumb as fuck, and he's got this other thing goin' on in his head that's tryin' to... twirly around and... fuckin' get... different... FUCK!

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Ricky: Make like a tree and get the fuck out of here.

Ahhh Bubbles.

heh, thanks for that post, a lot of classics in there.

Steve French.. Steve French.. Here kitty kitty

ahahaha i love that show! great quotes

Have any of you seen the original movie?
I watched it not that long ago, and while some of it was funny, it was actually kinda disturbing, and a bit dark at times...it was basically about Ricky And Julian going around and killing people's dogs and cats for money.

Yeah that was funny.. they got arrested trying to kill randy's dog./. Or at least randy's characters dog.. His name wasnt randy in the movie, but whatever...

Anyone catch the christmas special? I was really happy to finally find out how the shitmobile lost its door!

And the fact that mr lahey called himself 'simon' when he was out looking for drunk male prostitutes...

The Christmas special was great! I love how it took place a few years earlier. It was funny seeing J-Rock before he became "black".

"through denial and error" I love Ricky's take on common phrases


Drunk as Fuck

'supply and command'
'get 2 birds stoned at once'
'he passed with flyin fuckin carpets man'
'gorilla see gorila do'
'you owe a lot of money in child support - Child reports?'

I thought I'd bump this thread with some classic Jim Lahey "shit analogies".

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Lahey: Captain Shitacular is raging SHIT in Sunnyvale again!

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Lahey: Speaking of shit Rick, which you were, when a shit apple falls from a shit tree and grows up in a field of shit...it doesn't have much of a choice.

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Lahey: The shit pool's gettin full Randy, time to strain the shit before it overflows. I will not have a Pompeiian shit catastrophe on my hands.

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Lahey: The shithawks are coming home to roost.

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Lahey: I'll be watching you Julian. Like a shit hawk. Like a shit hawk.
Bubbles: Julian...What's a shithawk?? Some kind of big shitty bird that swoops down and poops on you???
Julian: Don't worry Bubbles, they don't exist.

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Ricky and Julian pull up to Mr. Lahey's makeshift blockade at night:

Lahey: You think you're smarter than me Ricky, but you're not. The 'ole shit liner's coming to port, and I'll be there to tie 'er up!
Ricky: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
After a little more dialogue; Ricky asks Lahey an important question;
Ricky: Hey Lahey, knock knock...
Lahey: Who's there Rick?
Ricky: Mister Stupidy Head that's fuckin' pissing me off right now thinks he's the Captain of the shit lawn, and by the way your fish sticks suck!! So fuck off! Open the gate!!
Lahey: That's real smart Ricky; let 'em through Randy.

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Randy: Cops and dope don't mix, do they Mr. Lahey?
Lahey: Like shit and strawberry shortcake Randy.

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Lahey (to Ricky): How dare you involve my daughter in your hemisphere of shit!!

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Lahey: We're about to head into a shit-typhoon Randy, so we better haul in the jib before we get covered with shit.

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Randy: Not another night of the shitabyss. (after watching Lahey collapse blind drunk on a lawn chair repeating the word "Shitabyss" over and over again)

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Lahey: Ricky, you're going to slip up soon on a shitslide and I'm going to be there when that day comes.

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Lahey: Its some kind of fucking distraction from those shitnicks!

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Lahey: He's a shit-leopard that can't change its spots.

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Lahey: We're in the eye of a shiticane here Julian, and Ricky's a low shit system.

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Lahey: You know what a shitrope is Julian? It's a rope covered with shit that criminals try to hold onto. You see, the shit kinda acts like grease, the harder you try to climb up, the tighter you try to hold on, the faster you slide down the rope Julian.....all the way to jail.

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Lahey: The ol' Shit Clock's Tickin’.

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Lahey: the double-barreled shit machine gun!

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Lahey: Shit storm troopers.

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Lahey: When you're getting pelted with shitballs, you gotta get a shit bat.

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Lahey: He's takin' the shit tornado right back to Oz.
Randy: Well that would make Sam, Dorothy. Right Mr. Lahey?
Lahey: Right, Randy.

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Ricky: (referring to Corey and Trevor) Why bother with a couple shit sticks when you could have the whole shit trolley, Mr Lahey?
Lahey: Nice shit analogy, Rick.

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....haha....those are fantastic.....Lahey was a guest professor for a couple theatre classes at my university last year......