http://www.weather.com/weather/map/inte ... undeclared

that's where I am, and I only have one roll of toilet paper left!

What kind of a name is Dolly for a hurricane?

Well they can't give it a male name otherwise it would be a Hisicane.

male/female names alternate every other year, jerk

I'm so thankful we don't have extreme weather in the UK. Fingers crossed it doesn't turn out to be too bad.

That's funny. The only hurricane I've ever experienced was in London...in 1987, I think. Knocked down tons of trees and made a real mess of Kew Gardens.

New England hasn't had a good hurrican in years.

Here we think they're exciting, if you've lived through the shit the southeast gets you think I'm a jerk for saying that.

thanks now you just jinxed us, jerk!
headline reads: Worst New England Hurricane Ever

I think the last good one we had was our friend Bob in the early 90s:

When I was born and got home from the hospital this bitch was there to meet me:

I thought it was Hurricane Gloria in the 80's...i dont remember no stinkin Bob

Bob fucked up the New Bedford area.

yeah i think i remember the store i was working at closed but nothing ever came of it...at least not in CT

Here comes the story of the Hurricane...the man the authorities came to blame.

You are like a hurricane.

There's calm, in your eye.

thats because the people of boston blow so much a hurricane would never survive there

I know what you're talking about but I don't remember it because I was probably only seven at the time. But still, that kind of thing makes me nervous.

Look at that storm surge!