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Post subject: Re: Jason Statham appreciation thread
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:12 am
Mike's Maniac
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although i've enjoyed a number of the movies he's been in, he's pretty much the same character in every one (snatch excluded. he wasn't really a part of the "action" in snatch)
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Post subject: Re: Jason Statham appreciation thread
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:20 am
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I was wondering at first what I was supposed to be appreciating, and then I realized the sheer testicular fortitude it takes to play the same role in every movie you've ever laid eyes on.
Post subject: Re: Jason Statham appreciation thread
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:52 am
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He does only make shitty action movies since Snatch but if I looked like that and could make hundreds of millions of dollars doing it I probably would too.
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Post subject: Re: Jason Statham appreciation thread
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 2:45 am
Yeah Yeah Yeah
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I've still yet to see CRANK, but I thought I caught word about him and Amy Smart have a pretty intense sex scene (nudity included), and outdoors no less. True?
It still cracks me up that they took the same basic concept from SPEED and switched it from a bus to a human being
Post subject: Re: Jason Statham appreciation thread
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 12:42 pm
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Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 10:59 am Posts: 9057 Location: Camden, NJ
this guys fucking great. if you go to his movies expecting anything but great fight scenes, car chases, and way overdone never in a million years could that ever happen stunts, then you are a fool
cant wait for transporter 4-5-6!!!
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Post subject: Re: Jason Statham appreciation thread
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:26 pm
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Samwise wrote:
I've still yet to see CRANK, but I thought I caught word about him and Amy Smart have a pretty intense sex scene (nudity included), and outdoors no less. True?
It still cracks me up that they took the same basic concept from SPEED and switched it from a bus to a human being
oh man Crank is awesome funny and kickass and yes, that scene is nice Crank 2 will have a crazier one
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Post subject: Re: Jason Statham appreciation thread
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:21 pm
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i watched the bank job last night y'all. it was pretty good.
i can't wait for crank 2 and transporter 3. i know the movies are dumb and pointless, but i love the ass kicking and especially in crank, the outrageous action sequences.
Post subject: Re: Jason Statham appreciation thread
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:38 pm
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Jason Statham was great in Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch. I haven't paid attention to anything he's done since except for The Bank Job. That was a cool film.
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Post subject: Re: Jason Statham appreciation thread
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:19 pm
Mike's Maniac
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Riot Actor 25 wrote:
Jason Statham was great in Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch. I haven't paid attention to anything he's done since except for The Bank Job. That was a cool film.
honestly, you're not missing much. see the first transporter film, and that's pretty much all of his other roles, minus a car
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