Alright guys, in the spirit of some of the threads here on RM dedicated to popular television series and movies, I bring to you the beginning of what is sure to become a long running EOTM series for South Park.
This is the first time I'm doing this, so if there needs to be a shorter synopsis next time, let me know. I'm open to suggestions
*Edit*, actually I do think it's too long, but I've already typed it out so I guess I'll fix it next month.

Episode 1 - "Scott Tenorman Must Die"
Synopsis:

Spoiler: show

The show opens with Cartman running up to his friends declaring that he has reached puberty before the rest of them. When Cartman pulls the pubes out of his pocket, it is revealed that he was tricked into buying another boy's (Scott Tenorman) shaven pubic hair for $10. He immediately wants his money back and tries to get Scott to refund him the money, but Scott simply laughs and eventually says he will refund the money if Cartman will dance around "like a little piggy", which Tenorman secretly videotapes. He does not refund the money though and instead burns it.
Cartman vows revenge and tries to get his friends involved, but they are highly uninterested. Cartman tries to train a local farmer's pony to bite a penis off of a man by attaching a hot dog to a scarecrow, but the pony delivers undesired results. Ned and Jimbo are nearby and tell Cartman he needs to get to know Scott and exploit his weakness. Since they are outside peeping on Mrs. Tenorman with binoculars already, they look into Scott's room and see a Radiohead poster.
Scott publicly shows the Cartman video from earlier further humiliating him and Cartman invites Radiohead to come to South Park, saying Scott is dying of cancer. Cartman invites Scott to a chili cookoff, telling him that he can have a free pony ride at the event, however Stan and Kyle have already told Scott about Cartman's "pony" plan. Scott, who thinks he knows what Cartman's plan is, tells his parents that there is an abandoned pony at Farmer Denkins' place. His parents go to Farmer Denkins in order to have the pony sent to an animal shelter. Scott decides to humiliate Cartman once again by having all the kids in South Park put their pubic hair in Scott's chili and watch Cartman eat it.
During the cook off everyone is waiting to see Cartman get humiliated seeing as Cartman is not well liked by anyone. Scott eats the chili in front of him and then taunts Cartman to do the same. Cartman does so and says that it was delicious as Scott begins to tell him what he has done, Cartman says he already knew and switched his bowl of chili with Chef's and explains that he knew his friends would betray him. He figured Scott would try to do something to the pony, but out of fear of having his penis bitten off would send someone else to take care of it, hopefully his parents. Cartman went to the farmer and told him of violent pony hunters in the area and when the farmer sees the Tenormans later he shoots them on sight. Cartman steals the bodies, hacks them up and puts them into a chili. At this moment Scott finds his mother's finger with her wedding ring attached and is shocked and disgusted, as is everyone else present. He throws up as Cartman mocks him saying "na na na na na na, made you eat your parents" and right on cue Radiohead, voiced by the actual band, shows up and sees Scott openly sobbing and declare that he is a "crybaby" and "totally not cool". As Scott is continuing to cry Cartman licks the tears off of his face saying they are "yummy and sweet". Stan and Kyle decide never to piss Cartman off again.

One of the most shocking plot twists in Comedy Central history.

Thom Yorke: Uhm, excuse me?
Stan: Who are you?
Jonny Greenwood: We're that band Radiohead.
Scott Tenorman: [raises his head.] Jesus!
Ed O'Brien: Jeez, what a li'l crybaby!
Colin Greenwood: Are you gonna cry all day, crybaby?
Thom Yorke: You know, everyone has problems; it doesn't mean you have to be a little crybaby about it.
Ed O'Brien: Come on, guys, let's go. This kid is totally not cool.
Thom Yorke: Yeah, that's the most uncool kid I've ever met.
Phil Selway: Little crybaby!

This is the episode that fully solidified Eric Cartman as the fucked up mean little bastard we all know and love.

Cartman: Excuse me sir, could you please point me in the direction of the pube fair?
Man: The pube fair? There's no such thing, you little smart ass!


Cartman: Don't be jealous guys! This doesn't mean we can't still hang out. It just means I've matured faster than you. You'll get your pubes guys, someday.
Kyle: Cartman you don't buy pubes, you grow them yourself!
Cartman: What?!


Jimbo: Eric! Are you training that pony to please you?!

One of the best. Especially when you consider it contained Radiohead and Cartman's most fucked up revenge scheme of all time.

Yeah, this episode was fucked up.

it's about time this thread was made. Love that episode, not in my top 10 but definitely top 20.

yeah, it's not my favorite episode either, but i wanted to go for something that a lot of people know about.

"bite the weiner pony, bite the weiner."
*pony performs fellatio on it*

best episode no doubt

not to nit pick but i will anyway maybe the episode title should be in the name instead o the date

http://www.southparkstudios.com/

Any Episode Any Time

that's great rick, thanks for the link....i can't believe they have every episode.

There is also,
http://southparkzone.com/

I love it how they reference back to this episode in many other episodes.

Bart- "I'm a pretty bad kid!"
Cartman- "Oh yeah? What's the worst thing you've ever done?"
Bart- "I stole the head of a statue once!"
Cartman- "Wow.. thats pretty hardcore. Gee. That's like this one time, when I didn't like a kid, so I ground his parents up into chili and fed it to him!"
Bart- "You got it man, you got it." *skates off*
Cartman- "See ya!"

I liked this episode, but it's pretty overrated