In this breakneck tour through a day in the life of Springfield, we learn that a lot goes on in a little town in some state, somewhere in America. Apu takes the day off from the Kwik-E-Mart and has a kwik-e-romance. Barney finally pays Moe his bar tab only to witness Snake steal it. Principal Skinner nearly burns down his house while making lunch for Superintendent Chalmers, and Homer gets Maggie stuck in a newspaper vending machine. Lisa gets gum--and mayonnaise, and peanut butter--stuck in her hair, and Smithers almost dies from a bee sting. In a nod to Pulp Fiction, Snake and Chief Wiggum are taken hostage by Herman, the one-armed pawnshop owner, who wants to do god-knows-what. The two men are saved by Milhouse, who had to go to the bathroom really, really badly.
Bart: Milhouse, do you ever think about the people in those cars? Milhouse: I try not to. It makes it harder to spit on 'em.
Apu: For the next five minutes I'm going to party like it's on sale for $19.99.
Radio announcer: "Swing Serenade" is brought to you by Gorman's Ear Guards. GUARD YOUR EARS!!! -- with Gorman's.
Smithers:[collapsed] Help... me. Riviera: Holy smokes, you need booze. [tosses him change]
Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Skinner: Oh, no, patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe. Chalmers: For steamed hams. Skinner: Yes. Chalmers: Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Skinner:[faking a yawn] Well, that was wonderful. Good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Chalmers: Yes, I guess I should be -- [notes entire kitchen is on fire] Good Lord, what is happening in there? Skinner: Aurora Borealis? Chalmers: Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? A this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen? Skinner: Yes. Chalmers: May I see it? Skinner: Oh, erm... No.
_________________ Gotta say it now.... better loud than too late.
Aurora Borealis, this time of the year, in this part of the country, localized entirely in your kitchen?
Yes!
Can I see it?
No.
hahahah the best part of that episode!!!
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