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 Post subject: George Brett shits himself
PostPosted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:45 pm 
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http://www.theunticket.com/george-brett-shits-himself-story/

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the Kansas City Royals legend farts and then admits he pooped his pants the night before.

"I'm good about twice a year for that," Brett explains without a hint of embarrassment. "When was the last time you shit your pants? Been a while?"

Brett continues with an amazingly detailed story of shitting himself at the Bellagio in Las Vegas while saying "fuck" roughly 47,509 times in three minutes.



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 Post subject: Re: George Brett shits himself
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stop ruining peoples idols :(

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 Post subject: Re: George Brett shits himself
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Youtube took the video down, this is all I could find

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/949580/

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denverapolis wrote:
stop ruining peoples idols :(


I hold him in a higher place after that story

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 Post subject: Re: George Brett shits himself
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Clubber wrote:
denverapolis wrote:
stop ruining peoples idols :(


I hold him in a higher place after that story


Seriously, I laughed my ass off. I shit myself laughing.


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 Post subject: Re: George Brett shits himself
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Clubber wrote:
denverapolis wrote:
stop ruining peoples idols :(


I hold him in a higher place after that story


He's an honest guy.

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 Post subject: Re: George Brett shits himself
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How did the guy he was telling the story to keep a straight face and keep stretching? I'd have fallen over laughing my ass off.


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 Post subject: Re: George Brett shits himself
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haha yeah this is a great vid

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 Post subject: Re: George Brett shits himself
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Nice.

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 Post subject: Re: George Brett shits himself
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This should be posted in the IBS thread.

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 Post subject: Re: George Brett shits himself
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Please tell me someone saved this or posted it somewhere else. Now even the ebaums link is dead. :cry:

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 Post subject: Re: George Brett shits himself
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this is still the funniest post in sports :haha:

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 Post subject: Re: George Brett shits himself
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That's the funniest video I've seen in a long time.

Reminds me of the Lasorda clip where he farts and won't stop asking everyone in the studio whether they smell it or not, then remarks how much it smells like Slim Fast


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