... are the two most tedious daily chores. They are the antithesis of eating and fapping.

i swear to god i fucking hate shaving

mind u im an italian with a thick beard , i wish i could get the laser surgery and remove my beard forever

as for the flossing...try the reach toothbrush looking things ,makes it alot easier

I thought this was gonna be a thread about quitting these activities as well.

Reminds me of a Mitch Hedberg bit: "My friends tell me I don't know how hard it is to quit smoking. Yes I do. It's as hard as it is to start flossing."

True fact: John C. Gurgle invented the strangulation wire after accidentally mixing up shaving and flossing.

I don't really care for brushing my teeth either, or bathing

man i miss college

This post deserved more respect.

I always thought it was worse having virtually no beard to speak of. I can't grow a moustache, and the only beard I can grow is a chin goatee, and that just makes me look like I'm 17 years old. All the same, I have enough facial hair that I need to shave every couple of days, and I always end up with little cuts on my neck if I shave more often than every five days.

I'm very fortunate to have a job where I can shave twice a week and nobody cares.

believe me BE HAPPY !!

im the homer simpson of the shaving world.. put the razor down,5 o'clock shadow in

Do you have hair on top of your head?

The current 5-blade gillete is very good, it was a bigger leap than from the 3-blade to 4-blade.

I got a free sample of that in the mail and it's by far the best razor I've ever used. But teh replacement blades are so fucking expensive.

The five blades for women suck ass!
Maybe it's four, but it gives me terrible razor burn.

i like my electric razor
cause i can just do it anytime
like when posting on rm
or eating
or scratchin my balls
etc

I have a fancy, fuckin-expensive philips electric razor with 3 triple circular razors, and im severely disappointed by it. It totally hit or miss depending on which part of my face i use, so it leave a some "hairy holes" next to shaved skin.

My current shaving consist on using the gillete in my cheeks and moustache, and a trimmer for the rest of my face. My sideburns, neck and chin look good enough with a superficial trimming.

I'm kinda the same, except i grow a good bit of hair on my cheeks and neck that after about 5 days doesn't really get much longer. But even when i do shave after a few hours I instantly have the 5 o'clock shadow. I end up using the same razor blade for like 5 months at a time because it never matters.

i have hair but i keep it real real short no time for a brush

too busy banging hot chicks?