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PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 6:03 pm 
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SCORNED WOMAN'S CRUEL CUT

February 22, 2005 -- ANCHORAGE — A cold-blooded Alaska woman sliced off her boyfriend's penis after he broke off their relationship, authorities said yesterday.
But the unidentified victim, like world-famous penis-amputee John Wayne Bobbitt, may still make the cut in bed — doctors were able to sew the severed organ back on.

The attack occurred around midnight Saturday, after the 44-year-old man argued with alleged knife-wielder Kim Tran about their impending breakup.

It seems he was already married to her aunt, the Anchorage Daily News reported, and apparently made the decision that three's a crowd.

At some point, he agreed to have sex — and allowed his soon-to-be-ex to tie his arms to a windowsill.

The 35-year-old woman severed his penis with a kitchen knife, cops said.

She then untied him, drove him to a hospital and was cleaning up the scene when police arrived.



Then she added insult to injury.

Unlike Lorena Bobbitt, who merely flung John's penis out her car window in Virginia 11 years ago, Kim flushed her boyfriend's organ down the toilet.

Utility workers found it after two hours, put it on ice and rushed it to the hospital, where it was reattached.

Doctors would say only that the surgery was successful.

The woman was charged with assault, domestic violence and tampering with evidence — her boyfriend's penis

http://nypost.com/news/nationalnews/41014.htm


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end every woman is thinking, good he deserved this and worse, thatll make men think twice before cheating


to which i contend, when a woman is caught cheating, men should lop off her breasts and see how she likes it.

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this is why rappers always grab their weaner-to check if its still there.


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this is why rappers always grab their weaner-to check if its still there.


:lol:

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Peeps wrote:
when a woman is caught cheating, men should lop off her breasts and see how she likes it.


So true.When a woman cheats,its the man she is cheating with who's organ is in danger from the angry husband.The woman doesnt have to worry that her breast will be cut off.


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i hate thinking about things like this; it makes me cringe


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I'm not sure I'd want my penis back after it spent 2 hours down the toilet.

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punkdavid wrote:
I'm not sure I'd want my penis back after it spent 2 hours down the toilet.

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i don't think i ever want to be tied up



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punkdavid wrote:
I'm not sure I'd want my penis back after it spent 2 hours down the toilet.

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anyone woman who cheats with her aunts bf has surely let him stick it in worse places

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Peeps wrote:
punkdavid wrote:
I'm not sure I'd want my penis back after it spent 2 hours down the toilet.

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anyone woman who cheats with her aunts bf has surely let him stick it in worse places




explain... :?:


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Peeps wrote:
punkdavid wrote:
I'm not sure I'd want my penis back after it spent 2 hours down the toilet.

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anyone woman who cheats with her aunts bf has surely let him stick it in worse places


Nice! :thumbsup:

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Mitchell613 wrote:
Peeps wrote:
punkdavid wrote:
I'm not sure I'd want my penis back after it spent 2 hours down the toilet.

--PunkDavid


anyone woman who cheats with her aunts bf has surely let him stick it in worse places




explain... :?:


if i have to, its not worth it ;)

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Mitchell613 wrote:
Peeps wrote:
punkdavid wrote:
I'm not sure I'd want my penis back after it spent 2 hours down the toilet.

--PunkDavid


anyone woman who cheats with her aunts bf has surely let him stick it in worse places




explain... :?:


He's suggesting the woman's vagina is worse than a toilet or sewer . . .


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Peeps wrote:
Mitchell613 wrote:
Peeps wrote:
punkdavid wrote:
I'm not sure I'd want my penis back after it spent 2 hours down the toilet.

--PunkDavid


anyone woman who cheats with her aunts bf has surely let him stick it in worse places




explain... :?:


if i have to, its not worth it ;)


Sorry, but I spoiled your fun . . .


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:lol:

i have a feeling it wasn't the vag he was talking about


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Chris_H_2 wrote:
Mitchell613 wrote:
Peeps wrote:
punkdavid wrote:
I'm not sure I'd want my penis back after it spent 2 hours down the toilet.

--PunkDavid


anyone woman who cheats with her aunts bf has surely let him stick it in worse places




explain... :?:


He's suggesting the woman's vagina is worse than a toilet or sewer . . .


actually, i meant im sure hes stuck it in her dirty behind, unprotected

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Mitchell613 wrote:
:lol:

i have a feeling it wasn't the vag he was talking about


I thought the "toilet and arse" comparison was too obvious. Looks like the joke's on me. :)


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This thread is headed for the toilet. :?

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