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 Post subject: Movie: Zack & Miri Make a Porno (Oct. 31, 2008)
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CNN - Why Kevin Smith made 'Porno'

LOS ANGELES, California (AP)

Kevin Smith likes to watch porn online, not to get his jollies but to marvel at how extreme the art of exhibitionist sex can be.

"I'm a morning porn peruser, and not for the titillation factor. I just find it interesting," said Smith, whose latest comedy is "Zack and Miri Make a Porno," the tale of best friends shooting their own skin flick to dig themselves out of debt. "I'll go read Google news, I'll go read Guardian UK, go read our Web site, and then if I've got nothing else, I will just peruse the porn sites, because it's an ever-expanding world."

"Just when you see the most outlandish clip you could ever see, somebody introduces something new. I just check in periodically just to see how far porn has gone in my absence," Smith said after screening "Zack and Miri" for The Associated Press at his Los Angeles home last week.

Debuting October 31, "Zack and Miri" stars Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks as lifelong buddies who have shared an apartment for years but never considered each other as potential mates.

Writer-director Smith -- whose films include "Clerks," "Dogma" and "Chasing Amy" -- has taken two people who have yet to realize they're a couple and cast them into a sweet little romance -- with a whole lot of sex and swearing.

Profanity is almost a given for Smith, whose characters barrage one another with four-letter words.

"It turns some people off but that's how mostly everybody I know speaks," Smith said. "It's kind of strange. Whenever somebody goes, 'That offends me,' I'm like, wow, what kind of weird, opposite bizarro frame of mind do you live in? Cursing is just so second nature, you don't even think of it as cursing any more. It's just your lexicon."

At the outset of the new film, Rogen's Zack and Banks' Miri have known each other so long and so well that they're almost like siblings. The twenty-something slackers blissfully share a dumpy apartment on which they're far behind on the rent and utility bills. When the electricity is turned off in the middle of winter, they burn their unpaid bills in a garbage can for heat.

A chance encounter with a gay porn actor (Justin Long) gives Zack the notion that they could make their own sex flick to pay off their debts. When he and Miri add up how much money they could clear from one dirty movie, they wonder why everyone isn't busy making porn.

"Because other people have options and dignity," Zack concludes.

They recruit an amateur cast and crew to make their porno, among them "Clerks" co-star Jeff Anderson as "cinematographer" and Jason Mewes -- Jay to Smith's Silent Bob, the pair of stoners in most of his movies -- as a well-endowed "actor."

The cast also includes Craig Robinson as Zack's co-worker and producer, "Superman Returns" star Brandon Routh as Long's lover, and former adult-film star Traci Lords and current porn queen Katie Morgan.

The porn shoot becomes something of a loving, though lewd, re-creation of how Smith made his debut film, "Clerks," at the New Jersey convenience store at which he worked.

"Basically, it's a dressed-up version of making your first film. It just happens to be a porn film," Smith said.

Just like "Clerks," "Zack and Miri" initially was hit with an NC-17 tag by the ratings board of the Motion Picture Association of America. That rating prohibits anyone younger than 17 from seeing a movie.

Smith nipped and tucked the key objectionable segment, a comically over-the-top sex scene between Mewes and Morgan. But the ratings board held to the NC-17 designation, which Smith later got knocked down to an R rating after stating his case to the MPAA appeals board.

With the exception of one tender, tame sex scene, the porn action in "Zack and Miri" was meant to be outrageous, a commentary on the impossibly silly deeds in real skin flicks, Smith said.

"It's not titillating in the least. It's comedic," Smith said. "If you're turned on by this, then we didn't do our job very well."

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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Zack & Miri Make a Porno (Oct. 31, 2008)
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katie morgan was hot until she got her fake tits

ill still see it though

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5/5 if elizabeth banks gets naked in this.

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5/5 if elizabeth banks gets naked in this.

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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Zack & Miri Make a Porno (Oct. 31, 2008)
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She won't.

Sad but true...traditionally Kevin Smith films don't do nudes. :cry:

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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Zack & Miri Make a Porno (Oct. 31, 2008)
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I will of course reverse complete judgment until I see this, but going from what I know so far about the plot, it's just way too unrealistic that in this day and age, the concept of these two having actual feelings for each other has simply never occurred to either of them (or at the very least Seth Rogen's character, as seems to be the case by the trailer). Granted, even if you have a guy and a girl who have been friends for years and there's genuinely never been an unrequited love from each side (which, I think contrary to conventional wisdom, can happen), the idea that it's never even been like acknowledged at all would just never happen.

edit: also have to say that inexplicably, Katie Morgan's scene for Naughty Bookworms has long held the #1 spot on puretna.com as the most DL'd torrent of all of them. I mean, yea she's cute and all, but I just don't see there being anything really special about this at all. As a long time member of the site, it still astounds me.

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Samwise wrote:
I will of course reverse complete judgment until I see this, but going from what I know so far about the plot, it's just way too unrealistic that in this day and age, the concept of these two having actual feelings for each other has simply never occurred to either of them (or at the very least Seth Rogen's character, as seems to be the case by the trailer). Granted, even if you have a guy and a girl who have been friends for years and there's genuinely never been an unrequited love from each side (which, I think contrary to conventional wisdom, can happen), the idea that it's never even been like acknowledged at all would just never happen.

edit: also have to say that inexplicably, Katie Morgan's scene for Naughty Bookworms has long held the #1 spot on puretna.com as the most DL'd torrent of all of them. I mean, yea she's cute and all, but I just don't see there being anything really special about this at all. As a long time member of the site, it still astounds me.


You're obviously well-versed in porno yet you're criticizing a Kevin Smith movie for being unrealistic? It's not like he's making a movie based on historical events here.

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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Zack & Miri Make a Porno (Oct. 31, 2008)
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Samwise wrote:
the idea that it's never even been like acknowledged at all would just never happen.

edit: also have to say that inexplicably, Katie Morgan's scene for Naughty Bookworms has long held the #1 spot on puretna.com as the most DL'd torrent of all of them. I mean, yea she's cute and all, but I just don't see there being anything really special about this at all. As a long time member of the site, it still astounds me.


I disagree with that entirely. It could just be blamed on the fear of rejection... but also its a matter of practicality winning out over feelings. I mean ultimately if both love their situation, they risk losing their entire life as they know it just by expressing (or even hinting at) their feelings for the other. its not much difference then 2 unhappy married folk staying together because neither wants to think about trying to sell the house.


Katie Morgan's popularity is not at all inexplicable. As much as you, and some others on this board may know about Julia Bond, or dozens of other porn stars, most people would have no idea what you meant if you said "Boy Eva Angelina is Hot." Katie Morgan however was prominently featured on the HBO show "Pornucopia" which still has a somewhat restricted fan base, but its still much larger in terms of exposure than just "Big Sausage Pizza" is going to attract... Its the porn equivalent of a person saying "Green Day is a great punk band".. sure, maybe decent (at one point) but any punk fan would be able to name 250 better.


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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Zack & Miri Make a Porno (Oct. 31, 2008)
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http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/26/movies/26itzk.html?pagewanted=2&ref=movies
This is a pretty a good article about Kevin Smith and David Wain (Wet Hot American Summer, Role Models), and how they fit into the current Apatow-inspired comedy trend. It's kind of obvious stuff, but still sort of interesting.
Kevin Smith wrote:
“If somebody’s walking in, seeing that trailer and going, ‘Oh, it’s from the same people that did “Knocked Up” and “Superbad,” ’ I’m fine with that. I have no pretense of, ‘No, it’s from the guy who made “Clerks”!’ Whatever gets them in the door, man.”

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I cant stand seth rogan. what a chud.

finally someone who agrees. i like him in supporting roles, but i get annoyed real quick by him when he's doing lead.


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I really liked this one. Banks kinda sucked at acting in the first act. Lots of good laughs in this one and very crude, as I like my Kevin Smith

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I really liked this one. Banks kinda sucked at acting in the first act. Lots of good laughs in this one and very crude, as I like my Kevin Smith


I know Smith has said "If you actually get turned on from watching this, we definitely didn't do our job", but just out of curiosity, is there/how much nudity is in this? I actually think the one brunette that the black guy is talking to in the trailer, when they're doing the auditions and he's telling the girl "I have to do this, even though I'm married, because I'm the producer" blah blah, when he's asking her to strip, I actually think she's pretty cute :P They cut it in the trailer right as she's about to lift her dress up, but I was hoping in the movie it went all the way :mrgreen:

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mecca2687 wrote:
I really liked this one. Banks kinda sucked at acting in the first act. Lots of good laughs in this one and very crude, as I like my Kevin Smith


I know Smith has said "If you actually get turned on from watching this, we definitely didn't do our job", but just out of curiosity, is there/how much nudity is in this? I actually think the one brunette that the black guy is talking to in the trailer, when they're doing the auditions and he's telling the girl "I have to do this, even though I'm married, because I'm the producer" blah blah, when he's asking her to strip, I actually think she's pretty cute :P They cut it in the trailer right as she's about to lift her dress up, but I was hoping in the movie it went all the way :mrgreen:

yeah, it was all the way. You get to see some stripper tits, nothing is too graphic and I'm not gonna say much more about it.

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I cant stand seth rogan. what a chud.

finally someone who agrees. i like him in supporting roles, but i get annoyed real quick by him when he's doing lead.


Agreed....

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I can't decide if I liked it more or less than Clerks 2. But it was a good time. Craig Robinson & Jason Mewes were excellent. And Justin Long was hysterical.

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I loved it. Rogen and Banks were really good together. :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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