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 Post subject: There is something happening here
PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 6:05 am 
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Well you wont believe what happened to me yesterday. The day began routinely enough, i beat the fuck out of an eight year old and stole her jump rope, so naturally i was feeling pretty good about myself and i decided to take a stroll. Well next thing i know some pregnant lady thinks she is good enough to be within 20 feet of me, to prove to her that she isn't i ripped the fetus out of her womb, tore it in half and ate it, then before she even knew what was happening i skull fucked her to death. Little did i know some bitch saw the whole thing so now she is screaming and shit so go rape her. Well her boyfriend got pretty pissed off about this and started trying to fight me so i headbutted him which of course caused his face to explode. Then i thrust my dick into the chick's heart and ejaculated in her left ventricle, killing her instantly. Then i went home and played with my new jump rope. I rule earth.
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i think this is supposed to be in the Release forum. but on a different board. holy shit.

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i just read it again.

fuck, man.

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Does this have to do with the Cowboys?

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 Post subject: Re: There is something happening here
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 Post subject: Re: There is something happening here
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Wes C. Addle wrote:
Does this have to do with the Cowboys?

YOU have something to do with the cowboys

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but what it is ain't exactly clear
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This is really art, guys. Some real Jackson Pollock shit going on in here
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This is so 40AD.

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good story
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That was the worst horror story I've ever read.

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Jammer91 wrote:
That was the worst horror story I've ever read.


BUT ITS MY LIFE, MAAAAAN
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Does this have something to do with computers?

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is anyone else turned on right now? :oops:
not from the story btw just in general...

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Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?

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fuckin baylor

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i emailed this to my mom
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because its such a good story
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