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given2trade · **Posted:** Sat Dec 20, 2008 5:37 am

I'll stop making new threads about Luke from now on. I will post it all here.

2 things:

1) Today I had luke on my lap and I noticed his balls. It was kind of cute. They are getting cut off on Monday and I hadn't noticed them prior. I thought they would cut off something internal since he hadn't grown balls yet. Now that I've seen them, I feel bad that I'm cutting them off.

2) He had some crazy disgusting dry shit attached to his hair that was stinking up my apartment. My god. Dog farts = awesome. Dog dried shit = ugh. I had to cut it out of his hair. For real!

px · **Joined:** Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:38 am **Posts:** 18049

Don't feel bad about having Luke's balls cut off.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... gs%20balls

1. nut dust on a dogs balls

The dirt that a dog licks from his testicles just before drinking from the toilet.

If he does not have balls, this could also cure him from licking his balls, and therefore drinking out of the toilet. But I have to warn you that rather than drinking from the toilet he may begin to require you to turn on the bathtub faucet to get a drink. That's what happened with my dog Pumbaa.

given2trade · **Posted:** Sat Dec 20, 2008 6:00 am

px wrote:

Don't feel bad about having Luke's balls cut off.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... gs%20balls

1. nut dust on a dogs balls

The dirt that a dog licks from his testicles just before drinking from the toilet.

If he does not have balls, this could also cure him from licking his balls, and therefore drinking out of the toilet. But I have to warn you that rather than drinking from the toilet he may begin to require you to turn on the bathtub faucet to get a drink. That's what happened with my dog Pumbaa.

I'm confused.

px · **Joined:** Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:38 am **Posts:** 18049

given2trade wrote:

px wrote:

Don't feel bad about having Luke's balls cut off.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... gs%20balls

1. nut dust on a dogs balls

The dirt that a dog licks from his testicles just before drinking from the toilet.

If he does not have balls, this could also cure him from licking his balls, and therefore drinking out of the toilet. But I have to warn you that rather than drinking from the toilet he may begin to require you to turn on the bathtub faucet to get a drink. That's what happened with my dog Pumbaa.

I'm confused.

I just searched for "dog balls" on urban dictionary and posted the first thing I found.

px · **Joined:** Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:38 am **Posts:** 18049

This thread seems to have been quite popular, no?

Charlie · **Posted:** Sat Dec 20, 2008 5:51 pm

given2trade wrote:

1) Today I had luke on my lap and I noticed his balls. It was kind of cute. off.

2) Dog farts = awesome.

anyone else find this extremely disturbing?

px · **Joined:** Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:38 am **Posts:** 18049

I Got Boner wrote:

given2trade wrote:

1) Today I had luke on my lap and I noticed his balls. It was kind of cute. off.

2) Dog farts = awesome.

anyone else find this extremely disturbing?

given2trade · **Posted:** Sat Dec 20, 2008 6:17 pm

px wrote:

This thread seems to have been quite popular, no?

This thread is going nowhere. My life is 90% this dog and I plan on making you all aware, forever.

And I Got Poop, you should appreciate that I like his gas but not his poop.

px · **Joined:** Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:38 am **Posts:** 18049

given2trade wrote:

px wrote:

This thread seems to have been quite popular, no?

This thread is going nowhere. My life is 90% this dog and I plan on making you all aware, forever.

Have you taught him any tricks?

given2trade · **Posted:** Sat Dec 20, 2008 6:24 pm

px wrote:

given2trade wrote:

px wrote:

This thread seems to have been quite popular, no?

This thread is going nowhere. My life is 90% this dog and I plan on making you all aware, forever.

Have you taught him any tricks?

Besides licking my ass? Not really. He poops outside. Thats a trick.

px · **Joined:** Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:38 am **Posts:** 18049

given2trade wrote:

px wrote:

given2trade wrote:

px wrote:

This thread seems to have been quite popular, no?

This thread is going nowhere. My life is 90% this dog and I plan on making you all aware, forever.

Have you taught him any tricks?

Besides licking my ass? Not really.

I'm confused.

given2trade · **Posted:** Sat Dec 20, 2008 6:36 pm

px wrote:

given2trade wrote:

px wrote:

given2trade wrote:

px wrote:

This thread seems to have been quite popular, no?

This thread is going nowhere. My life is 90% this dog and I plan on making you all aware, forever.

Have you taught him any tricks?

Besides licking my ass? Not really.

I'm confused.

What's confusing?

alligatorboxer · **Joined:** Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:45 pm **Posts:** 530

hahahaha

i love this guy.

PeopleMyAge · **Posted:** Sat Dec 20, 2008 7:21 pm

i would love to be able to lick my own balls.

px · **Joined:** Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:38 am **Posts:** 18049

given2trade wrote:

px wrote:

given2trade wrote:

px wrote:

given2trade wrote:

px wrote:

This thread seems to have been quite popular, no?

This thread is going nowhere. My life is 90% this dog and I plan on making you all aware, forever.

Have you taught him any tricks?

Besides licking my ass? Not really.

I'm confused.

What's confusing?

How do you get him to lick your ass? Do you put a kibble in there and he just goes for it? Slather peanut butter in there? huh? huh?

given2trade · **Posted:** Sat Dec 20, 2008 10:20 pm

I don't have to put anything to make him lick it. I mean, do you have to put peanut butter on your ass to make your husband lick it?

px · **Joined:** Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:38 am **Posts:** 18049

given2trade wrote:

I don't have to put anything to make him lick it. I mean, do you have to put peanut butter on your ass to make your husband lick it?

Long story short: there's none of that going on.

So, you're dog just likes to lick your ass because that's what dogs do. They're ass lickers. And they're butt sniffers.

PeopleMyAge · **Posted:** Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:23 pm

given2trade · **Posted:** Sun Dec 21, 2008 12:00 am

PeopleMyAge wrote:

wow.

Who doesn't like a good ass licking?

Gordie Vedder · **Posted:** Sun Dec 21, 2008 4:30 am

It's not a dog fart g2t, but it is a fart:

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