Put on your yamaca It's time for Hanukkah So much fun-uka To celebrate Hanukkah Hanukka is, the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents We get eight crazy nights When you fell like the only kid in town Without a Christmas tree Here's a list of people who are Jewish Just like you and me David Lee Roth lights the menorah So does James Concord Douglas and the late Dina Shora Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli Bowser from Sha NaNa and Arthur Fonzerelli. Ponoman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half, too. Put them together, what a fine looking Jew You don't need deck the halls or Jingle Bell Rock ''cause you can spin a dredl with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock Both Jewish! O.J. Simpson, not a Jew But guess who is, Hall of Famer Rod Carew We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish Not too shabby Some people think that Ebenezer Scrogge is Well he's not, but guess who is All three stooges So many Jews are in show biz Tom Cruise isnt, but I heard his agent is Tell your friend Veronica It's time to celebrat Hanukkah Don't forget harmonica On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah So drink your gin and tonic-a And smoke your maraijuana-ca If you really, really, really, really wanna-ka Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, Hannukah Happy Hanukkah
PART 2
Time to take out the menorah Put on your Yarmulke Its time for Chanukah So much funnaka To celebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents We get eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town Without a Christmas tree Here's a new list of people who are Jewish Just like you and me
Winona Ryder, Drinks Manischewitz wine Then spins a Dreidle with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein
Guess who gives and receives Loads of Chanukah toys The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys
Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish, Courtney Love is half too Put them together What a funky bad ass Jew
We got Harvey Keitel And flash dancer Jennifer Beals Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish And yes her boobs are real
Put on that yarmulka Its time for Chanukah 2 time Ocsar winning Dustin Hoffmanaka celebrates Chanukah
O.J. Simpson Still not a Jew But guess who is, The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo
Bob Dylan was born a Jew Then he wasn't but now he's back, Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish 'Cause we're pretty good in the sack.
Guess who got bar-mitzvahed On the PGA tour No I'm not talking about Tiger Woods I'm talkin' about Mr. Happy Gilmore.
So many Jews are in the show biz Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish But my mother thinks he is.
Tell the world-amanaka It's time to celebrate Chanukah It's not pronounced Ch-nakah The C is silent in Chanukah So read your hooked on phonica Get drunk in Tijuanaka If you really really wannaka Have a happy happy happy happy Chanukah!
PART 3 Put on your yamulke It's time for Chanukah Once again it's onaka The miracle of Chanukah Chanukah is the Festival of Lights One day of presents? Hell, no, we get Eight Crazy Nights But if you fell like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree I guess my first two songs didn't do it for you So here comes number three Ross and Pheobe from friends say the Chanukah blessing So does Lenny's pall Squiggy and Will and Grace's Debra Messing Melissa Gilbert and Michael London never mix meat with dairy Maybe they shoulda called that show Little Kosher House on the Prairie? We;ve got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller and Jack Black Tom Arnold converted to Judaism but you guys can have him back We may not get to kiss underneath the mistletoe But we can do it all night long with Deuce Bigelow I'm Jewish Put on your yamulke, here comes Chanukah The guy in Willie Nelson's band who plays harmoniaca Celebrates Chanukah Osama Bin Laden Not a big fan of the Jews Well maybe that 's because he lost a figure-skating match to gold medalist Sarah Hughes-Her mama's Jewish Houdini and David Blaine escape strait jackets with such precision But the one thing they could not get out of-their painful circumcision Gwyneth Paltrow's half-Jewish but a full-time Oscar winner Jennifer Connely's half Jewish, too, and I'd like to put some more in her There's Lou Reed, Perry Farrel, Beck and Paula Abdul Joey Ramone invented punk rock music, but first came Hebrew school Hey, Natalie Portmanika? It's time to celebrate Chanukah? I hope you get an abtronika On this joyful, toyful Chanukah So get a high colonika And soil your long Johnikas If you really, really wannaka? Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy,... Happy Chanukah!
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