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mecca2687 wrote:
px wrote:
mecca2687 wrote:
px wrote:
What if I want two easy payments and one hard payment?
complicated?
Mitch Hedberg?
i think he says complicated
Mitch Hedberg wrote:
I would like a product that was available for three easy payments and one fucking complicated payment. We can't tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bitch. The mailman will get shot to death. The envelope will not seal. And the stamp will be in the wrong denomination. Good luck fucker. The last payment must be made in wampum.
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given2trade wrote:
It's been so long since I've gotten a blowjob, I'd be ok with some scraping.
I'm not very good with an exact quote. I should have taken better note. Exact wording is not something on which I dote. Things always sound the best in the way the author had it wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrote.
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