Here's the situation:

before class I walk into the bathroom. Immediately, I smell it. Guy in the stall is taking righteous shit. Here is the setup of the bathroom:

Stall #1 | Stall #2 | Stall #3 (w/ Shitter) | Urinal #1 | Urinal #2 | Occupied Urinal | Urinal #4

Now, the smell coming from Stall #3 is nearly overwhelming, so here's my question: Do I go for Urinal #1 or Urinal #2? If I go to Urinal #1, I am right on top of the offending smell, making it even worse for me. However, as you can see, if I go for Urinal #2, I completely break the recognized man law of Thou Shalt Not Pee Next to Another Guy if At All Avoidable. It should be noted, however, that there are dividers between each urinal.

What would you do?

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I used Urinal #1

unless you're taking a righteous piss yourself, take urinal 1. its over in 10 seconds and the smell's gonna suck regardless.

the dude pissing broke a rule anyway. he shoulda taken the one by the wall.

honestly, i would use number 1. using number 2 isn't going to really help you out any, you are still going to smell it pretty badly.

I suppose there is also the option of using Stall #1...

I would have pissed in stall number one to ensure all bathroom goers had the maximum buffer zone allowable under the circumstances.

dont be that guy

"shy penis" is not a moniker you want

True, but I like flavdave's point too.

i would have shat in stall #2 and not flushed it so that stall #3 has to deal with that

"curtesy fluss dude!"

honestly, i wouldve found another bathroom on a different floor and have been late for class.

Btw I went in a bathroom today and there was a turd on the ground.

We can't know there wasn't someone in #4 previously. We have to give this guy a break.

To be honest I would've gone for Stall #1. I could give less of a fuck if some stranger thinks I am hiding a small winky.

Girls must think this is the silliest shit ever but man it's a complicated business.

You should go to Urinal #4, drop your pants to your ankles, bend over, present your anus to the pisser, and ask him to fuck you and call you Shirley, because you're gayer than a bag of dicks for even caring about this shit.

FTW!

It's a personal space thing, not a "hope I don't look gay" thing. Men generally don't like casual proximity without decent cause. The fact that you immediately assume this is a sexuality issue? Now, THAT makes me think...

bag o' dicks*

pretty much.

now who is to say that a bag of dicks is homosexual? is the bag that they are in a homosexual bag? are the dicks inside homosexual themselves?

Stall # 1 all the way....

you get the added bonus of reading who sucks, who is a fag, and some cute little poop poem while you piss.