Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:39 pm Posts: 9251 Location: Somewhere Expansive Gender: Male
Do I try to make move on one, cuz I don't think they consider me a threat. And I'm awkward like I don't wanna over crowd them. I don't think they ever think I'm interested. Oh yeah and I think that just wait for the right one to come along stuff is bullshit. Pretty much everything I do is to get laid and I'm still not getting laid.
Post subject: Re: I don't how hard to pursue girls
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:13 pm
Got Some
Joined: Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:07 pm Posts: 1787
Don't ask girls about it. They'll answer in vague terms, tell you to gauge your actions by how the girl reacts, and act like what they've said is really helpful. Plus, they'll contradict each other.
Don't ask boys about it. They all think they know but, yeah, they don't know.
Don't ask the internet. It's full of porn.
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Post subject: Re: I don't how hard to pursue girls
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:43 pm
Landry
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:50 am Posts: 11842
learn yoga. im not even fuckin kidding either. get some gay mat, learn the moves and hit up a class. unless you fart in the class, it does the work for you
Post subject: Re: I don't how hard to pursue girls
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:36 pm
Red Mosquito, my libido
Joined: Sun May 21, 2006 2:02 am Posts: 91597 Location: Sector 7-G
Dev wrote:
Do I try to make move on one, cuz I don't think they consider me a threat. And I'm awkward like I don't wanna over crowd them. I don't think they ever think I'm interested. Oh yeah and I think that just wait for the right one to come along stuff is bullshit. Pretty much everything I do is to get laid and I'm still not getting laid.
If you're just trying to get laid you probably need to lie to them more.
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Post subject: Re: I don't how hard to pursue girls
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:40 pm
Mike's Maniac
Joined: Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:14 pm Posts: 15317 Location: Concord, NC Gender: Male
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Dev wrote:
Do I try to make move on one, cuz I don't think they consider me a threat. And I'm awkward like I don't wanna over crowd them. I don't think they ever think I'm interested. Oh yeah and I think that just wait for the right one to come along stuff is bullshit. Pretty much everything I do is to get laid and I'm still not getting laid.
If you're just trying to get laid you probably need to lie to them more.
this is probably my biggest fault, i am a terrible liar. either i stumble over my words or i end up just telling the truth, no matter how bad it makes me look.
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