how much is tmobile paying you for all of those commercials that you are doing?
are you really friends with d wade or is it an act for the sake of making money?

also, who would win in a fist fight, you or shaq?

also chuck, tell me, if you could play with any four other guys in a starting lineup, who would they be?

Hey Chuck, what's your favorite part about DUI arrests?

chuck's not coming back, is he?

D-Wade is all right man. i mean, we all friends. we give each other shit, but we all friends. he's a young guy so sometimes i gotta smack him upside his head but he's cool.

they pay me enough man. i'll just tell you that. tmbole pays eeenough. you ever seen that chappelles show episode where dave is in the barber shop and the tv comes on sayin he's a millionaire? yeah. i got a few cars, let's just say that man.

also, i may be fat, but shaq is fat and slow. i could outmanuver that guy then, and i could do it now. i don't care what he says about being ARistotle or some shit. i mean, he's dominant, don't get me wrong. he's my guy. we ain't gonna fight

cool man, i feel ya

man you guys ask a lotta questions

if i had to pick four other guys... hmmm.

i'd have to go with kobe and gary payton. jordan for sure. probably magic and larry. I'd have them all fight and whoever is the first one down, he's outta the lineup. lol.

but, for real, Dave. DUIs ain't fun. I'll tell you that. no part was my favorite. that chick had me speeding like fuckin Knight Rider to get some of that dome.

calling PD "dave" can't be good for you...

*edit* nevermind.

so charles, who's second acccount are you?

second account? man, i got three: one for my regular finances, one for my cars, and one for my gambling bankroll. sometimes that one needs to be replinshed.

Chuck, what do you have in your wallet?

the usual stuff (cash/credit cards) plus a magnifier. I also have a magnum condom in there but i didn't whip it out during the WSJ interview.

Sir Charles, is your choice of a Suns logo as your avatar an indication that you enjoyed your time in Phoenix more than Philadelphia or Houston?

so chuck, what's your favorite pearl jam song?

also, what brings you to red mosquito?

I knew I couldn't outsmart the Round Mound of Rebound.

i think most people associate me with the Suns, so i picked that one. i mean, i enjoyed my time playing basketball period. i would have enjoyed myself anywhere, except HOUSTON. and probably would have not liked playing for the Cliippers.

my favorite pearl jam song is Even Flow. i listened to that shit all the time right after I got traded to the Suns to pump me up. that singer sounds like hes got marbles in his mouth all the time though, but i don't really care though cause it's got a good vibe.

Chuck, does it bother you that people in Phoenix look back more fondly on KJ than you, and that lots of people generally blame your lack of effort for the Suns' 95 collapse vs. the Rockets?

KJ is only a mayor, just wait and see, i'm gunna be running Alabama like a fucking machine when i'm governor. we're gonna make it up to the top 45 in obesity, at least, lol. i'll be like mike huckabee and lose like 300 pounds and impress the fuck out of everybody so they wanna be like me and start eating bean sprouts and tofu omelettes and shit