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PostPosted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 9:21 pm 
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i never watch these dumb ass awards shows, but this year i was somewhat interested because cr was hosting..

problem is, i missed it!! shit!!

can anybody tell me some funny jokes, quotes, or rips on anyone he had last night..

i heard some of the bush rips and they were funny..

can anyone post some cr jokes or links to websites with them

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The show sucked ass.

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Interviewing people at the Magic Johnson Theatre:

Rock: "What was the best movie last year?"
Random guy: "Chronicles of Riddick."

The look on Rock's face was fantastic.

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I think this years was better than some in the recent past, but thats just my opinion 8)

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i didn't think he was as funny as he could be, obviously. he only said a few things that i thought were funny. the rest was dumb.

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How long was the delay. I heard it was longer than the standard 5 seconds.
i think robin williams was edited.

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I missed it but I bet he brought up the differences between black people and white people at least 5-6 times.


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I missed it but I bet he brought up the differences between black people and white people at least 5-6 times.


In the first five minutes.

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I caught some of the highlights of CR today on the news channels cause I wasn't gonna watch the show. But from what I did see, I think some of his comments were tasteless.

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Rock was Rock, but toned down. It was okay, could have been better. He was funny in the bit where he went to the Magic Johnson Theater. Here's the problem, he's not the right guy for the Oscars. This is not his type of crowd and he certainly didn't get the right kind of reaction. I think Letterman is the only one that they should have host this thing, maybe Conan in a few years. You have to have the right blend of humor and class to pull it off and Rock is just not the right guy. If he wasn't always up for an award I'd say Morgan Freeman would be very good too.

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I love when, in discussions about comedians whose entire schtick is to get people pissed off and instigate, those involved in the conversation point out that the person is "tasteless."

Thanks for the insight. Really.

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That's why Rock was toned down. Couldn't say the seven dirty words. That's where a lot of his power comes from. That is all.

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rich wrote:
I think Letterman is the only one that they should have host this thing


That will never happen again. I for one thought he did a pretty good job and was relatively funny. The vast majority of America seemed to disagree. He's never going to get the offer a second time.

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rich wrote:
I think Letterman is the only one that they should have host this thing


That will never happen again. I for one thought he did a pretty good job and was relatively funny. The vast majority of America seemed to disagree. He's never going to get the offer a second time.


Uma, Oprah.

Those two words repeated over and over doomed Letterman's second chances.


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Green Habit wrote:
Go_State wrote:
rich wrote:
I think Letterman is the only one that they should have host this thing


That will never happen again. I for one thought he did a pretty good job and was relatively funny. The vast majority of America seemed to disagree. He's never going to get the offer a second time.


Uma, Oprah.

Those two words repeated over and over doomed Letterman's second chances.


Nah. They told Letterman that night after the show that he would never host again. I can't even remember why.

Oh, yeah. He showed his nipple.

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lol poor Dave.


I thought Chris was hilarious. He was funny.


about bush...

"let's once again refer to the example of The Gap...now, if you were short 70 trillion dollars in your cash register. you know, in debt. well, chances are, you'd be in big trouble! but not bush!"

another one...

"let's pretend this is The Gap. Soon you go to war with Banana Republic because you find out they're making Toxic Tank Tops. Oh hell no. So after you go and invade them, you find out they didn't even make tank tops in the first place! You'd be in troubel for that...but not bush..."

i probably butchered it, but i got most of it. and i laughed hard at that one.

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I thought he was relatively funny. I never barreled over in laughter but I liked how he called out bad actors and their bad movies (including himself).

I think hollywood makes so manny crappy movies these days and stuff these crappy actors in them that its good Chris Rock addressed the craze. That whole Chronicles of Riddick thing was funny as was calling colin farel a bum. or whatever...it was good stuff


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Green Habit wrote:
Go_State wrote:
rich wrote:
I think Letterman is the only one that they should have host this thing


That will never happen again. I for one thought he did a pretty good job and was relatively funny. The vast majority of America seemed to disagree. He's never going to get the offer a second time.


Uma, Oprah.

Those two words repeated over and over doomed Letterman's second chances.


And that's one of the things I found hilarious. Especially how he just kept sticking with it, even when he wasn't getting the laughs. That's what I love about Letterman's show (at least when I watched it consistently). The random little joke that he wouldn't let die. Like rotating pies.

I have one of those sense of humors where something can be funny, get old cause it drags on, then be spectacularly funny because the person/show/writer just keeps at it. i.e. Sideshow Bob and the rakes.

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