It starts off a little rough but I swear there is stuff in there worth reading.
This is the transcript copied almost precisely as is:


I should post this whole thread on new years and start over

-the worst insult you can ever receive is

“heh”

-I think I deserve a unique ranking

“I think I deserve a unique ranking” would do

Build it and they will post

1 Claustrophobic

that’s the way my dick feels lately

2 Boarder Evaluation

3 99 gay threads by woods’ on the board
99 gay threads by woods

Most would give it up after 3 or 4

6 ill be the one driving the bus

Back to our former glory

10 So I says to the guy

“It just made sense to have the lawyer mod the News and Debate forum”

(-buggy16 15)?

15 why do people get so butt hurt

When you say everything is just a big game?

LIFE ISNT A GAME THAT’S BAD OF YOU TO SAY THAT BECAUSE…..

New post: Cuz it really is, it’s all just playing your cards working with what you got and building.

Big dumb game.

it’s mutual pat on the back
“hey I like what you do”
“hey I like what you do too”

17 post in this thread if you are straight

(Then change it to gay LOL)

22 if you are a girl post in this thread

Just wanna know what I have to work with

25 my first thread

Put ya hands up fo the mutha fuckin greatest
nazi logicc clearly

Former Synergy Members Only to this thread please.

I have been monitoring your banned synergy/members thread with great pleasure. I’ve even gotten to know a few of you, and spoken vaguely of what I feel will be the next step in your boarding careers. As we all know the internet is a hostile place and is always changing. In these times we must take precaution and that is what I intend to do. Recent online trends show that clique strategy is the only way to win. Instead of becoming irrelevant which has been the downfall of many greats I intend to adapt to this new strategy.

AND I WANT YOU WITHIN MY RANKS.

If you are not sure you want to side with any internet clique that is fine but I would love to talk to you all and hear about what you see the future of the internet the future of RM to be. Feel free to use this thread as your new general conversation thread if you’d like. For the truly brave who want to dive right in, we might discuss tactics and perhaps a clique name. I was thinking SSO perhaps; synergy systems online.
Synergy Systems Online:
Member 1 - Dev
Member 2 - You?

There are 3 secret agent positions one of which is filled, I would prefer chicks cuz I kind of want you 3 to be like charlies angels

Changing the board 4ever SSO secret agent # 1


New post maybe: I can assure you when it comes to the showdown the others won’t be there. Now forgive me for speaking plainly, I am an internet man, but also a family man and I can offer you the guarantee of family.

SECRET PLANS: get someone modded, we need someone on the inside

25 if you could ask any boarder 1 question and one question only, what would that question be and to which boarder. And if you are asked a question please answer accordingly.

I’d ask buggy to be my friend

26 hey

I just want a huge post count to go with my huge dic

27 whats your favorite swimming stroke

Mines the breast stroke

And then will smith does that improv where he alternates his breasts up and down

New post: srsly the breast stroke tho

28 I feel like I unite all the posters
Iunno maybe you don’t feel the same

29 whats the hardest you’ve ever laughed on here
the part where I subtly hit on edirons and his last response to that was the hardest I have ever laughed on this board in a long time.

30 do you guys need advice or something

Cuz a lot of you seem lost
Like any good shpeherd I just wanta tend to my flock

33 Man the lost and found

Today I was on the internet and I missed the sarcasm

34 Sometimes I’ll make an experiment thread you won’t even know what I’m doing but I’ll be monitoring and analyzing your posts/responses

Who are your fav mods?

Punkdavid
Hinny
Bee Girl
Sun Devil

35 Dev Appreciation

37 hmmm see who shows up.

I went and checked some of the forums I don’t post in much and noticed some seemingly regular posters which I’m not that familiar with
Let’s see if we can get em in here
Roll Call.

Etc

38 It’s been a while since I made of those thread that ends in the first post

X Dev says:
chaos on the board!
Dev says:
a nazi mod just locked a great thread of mine!
Anonymous says:
i just checked. knew it would be _____
Anonymous says:
he can't handle the power


38 The/An ongoing amalgamation of deep thoughts by Dev
that don’t really merit there own threads in the opinion of other people

b) People who don’t know what they are about. How can you exist an entire lifetime and not know what you are about.

Me - so what’s your thing
Them - I dunno

And this is the norm. Really not much else to say except.
Shitty
Apathetic
I like ALL kinds of music

c) I went horse back riding and my guide was this chick
I wanted to fuck her in her cowboy boots.

40) I kissed a girl and I liked it

Who’s back in the game?

I’ve had this thread ready to go for sooo long I swear

31) im making this thread for myself
Say things in it

If you could aim with any rm member who would it be?

Tryinmorning

Guys please don’t interupt me I’m looking at porn

I can’t wait till I get laid again
You guys will be the first to know

1liners
Stop posting you’re ruining my life
There’s nothing to post and my hearts just not in it.
I would go to the ends of the earth to crush you.
Try to be a more dynamic boarder

Name some unlikely board couples


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In response to: (the things I will say when I get back)

Nov 16th
I got Boner: wow he took my less is more comments and ran with them
I’m convinced that you should not fuck with me just because I’m not around.

Nov. 16th (Journal Entry)
So much has happened since I left the board and I am truly excited to return. I needed to learn some other things for a while and I can tell you I am richer for the time I spent away. How have you been RM. I have been watching yes, but my involvement has been cut down mightily. You picture yourself standing on a snowy mountain top with me. As I sing you lullabies. Goodnight I love you.

Nov 16th
This was my first day alone. I’m wondering if me writing some like blog/transcript to the board is gonna defeat the purpose. I’ll have to try to limit this. I realize I was a fucking legend on the board but yanno what? I don’t care. To me I was just another guy. And to the people who saw me for who I was, I commend you, I hope I saw you for who you were too.



Nov16th
Bard: I am internetting by the fireplace
Internetting? What that’s not a word, you’re not internetting by the fireplace.

Nov17th Fitzy: My best friend’s confession
They niece bit is really fucked up. Gimme some time to think about this.

Nov. 25 Diary Entry
Fuck I am really missing the board today so many off you are stupid you say stupid things and I want to tell you that when it happens. Ahh wtf was up with that who I’d feel comfortable meeting thread bros I’m not just a dream. I got my blood tested today that wasn’t fun. BOARD IS LIFE BOARD IS LIFE. Meh whatever I’ll get over it.



OK so if you think I should make any of these into threads just tell me and I will consider it.

I liked this one the best.

this is a lamer attention grab than geg's return.....

yeah so instead I should make no threads and be boring like you

bingo bango.....

see how I'm taking a chance and you're not

giant leap, friend....

This is a good thread idea. Make it happen, Dev.

yeah, that one.....

wait...i thought he is Geg

I had to be vulnerable to make this thread.

I have a feeling it could still turn out

Random vulnerable statement:

Aunt flow has paid me a visit. So don't fuck with me this week, aaaaight?

are you ever funny?

are you ever nice?

Is TW ever relevant?

am i ever gonna do my spanish homework?

the internet is full of knuckleheads.