Post subject: Cops Say Dad Sold Teen for Cash, Beer
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:18 am
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Cops Say Dad Sold Teen for Cash, Beer AP
GREENFIELD, Calif. (Jan. 13) - Police have arrested a Greenfield man for allegedly arranging to sell his 14-year-old daughter into marriage in exchange for $16,000, 100 cases of beer and several cases of meat.
Police said they only learned of the deal after 36-year-old Marcelino de Jesus Martinez went to them to get his daughter back because payment wasn't made as promised. Martinez was arrested Sunday on suspicion of human trafficking.
Officers also arrested an 18-year-old man on suspicion of statutory rape. Investigators believe the girl went willingly with the man, but she's under California's legal age of consent and can't legally marry.
Police say arranged marriages involving underage girls have become a problem in this small Central Coast farming community.
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OK - do we have a "crazy news article of the year award"? This has to be in contention...
And its only the 2nd week of the year...
To be clear, this is funny for TWO reasons:
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GREENFIELD, Calif. (Jan. 13) - Police have arrested a Greenfield man for allegedly arranging to sell his 14-year-old daughter into marriage in exchange for $16,000, 100 cases of beer and several cases of meat (funny).
Police said they only learned of the deal after 36-year-old Marcelino de Jesus Martinez went to them to get his daughter back because payment wasn't made as promised(insanely funny). Martinez was arrested Sunday on suspicion of human trafficking.
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Post subject: Re: Cops Say Dad Sold Teen for Cash, Beer
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 5:34 am
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I drive through there every time I go home from school. A neighboring community has colorful billboards proclaiming, "Its happening in Solidad". I can assure y'all nothing is happening in either town.
Post subject: Re: Cops Say Dad Sold Teen for Cash, Beer
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:51 am
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Humm...well, 16k bucks, a lot of beer and meat for a sub-human girl is fair, right?
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Post subject: Re: Cops Say Dad Sold Teen for Cash, Beer
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 4:26 pm
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So her virginity was NOT worth $3m.
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i'm a liberal so it pains me to say this but... mexicans are sub-human
No shit. This is a classic post. My favorite is the declaration that he's "liberal".
Well, my friend, you have proven that "liberals" can be just as racist as "conservatives". I'd take a tolerant conservative over your racist liberal piece of shit.
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Reminds me of pjammingagain and his "I'm a liberal, but we will never elect a black or woman president" argument. Great prediction.
I didn't read his argument but you could argue that and still be "liberal" and not a racist/sexist. The truth is, if Obama was a white man and IDENTICAL otherwise, he would have beat McCain by 10%.
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Post subject: Re: Cops Say Dad Sold Teen for Cash, Beer
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:56 pm
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I got the sense that that was his personal feeling, like he didn't want it to happen but he also didn't want to admit to it. Either way, hilariously wrong.
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i'm a liberal so it pains me to say this but... mexicans are sub-human
Okay, 'Jesus'. Do you pronounce that with an 'h' sound or a 'j' sound?
Not all mexicans are like these pieces of filth. I would never sell my baby for $16,000. I wouldn't accept anything less than $25,000. And the beer better be top notch. No domestic.
Just to clarify, this is a joke. The last thing I need is some gubmint entity coming after me for trying to sell my baby. The guy should be locked up forever.
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